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The Kirsche
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Chaotic good, hopelessly tired, and the teeth…. They whisper things to me….
While I loathe AI, I’m beginning to see an opportunity for Furbies to make a comeback as truly intelligent monsters.
December 24, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Reposted by The Kirsche
“I mean… I voted for him, but I didn’t vote for thi-“
October 8, 2025 at 4:03 PM
@stormcaller01.bsky.social sir, where are those sims creations?
November 1, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Doing a halfway decent honor mode run in Bg3, Divination Wizard with Gale respecced as second backup cleric…

Holy hell though. I have never had a play through where I try harder to not get people killed and that gnome just ran into my aoe field….
October 26, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I’m dying in this nutrition physiology class. Literally no one looks at the lecturer, and no one answers the open questions and I’m sick of hearing my voice for two hours straight as I answer the questions. But if I keep my mouth shut this class grinds to a crawl.
October 2, 2025 at 12:54 PM
To the psycho who props the 3rd floor men’s bathroom door open in the lab building: my good morning devotional is not for the weak and I’m shutting that door to save your souls from what you could be hearing.
September 26, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Whoever rolled a joint in the men’s room on the second floor of mcquade. You’re a mess, and it looks like you dropped more than you got into it….

I stg. Wasteful.
September 18, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Kill me. I had to drive all the way to campus for a meeting and nothing else. I did this to myself. 9:00AM. I know better. I wanted to seem motivated but now that I’m on campus I want a triple espresso and an ibuprofen.
September 5, 2025 at 12:03 PM
I really… truly… desperately wish… that the Black Company series by Glen Cook would be made into a GOT level tv series…
August 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Hmmm. I must have not posted? For my few friends on here and numerous strangers, I have gotten into a Masters in Applied Chemistry program. It’s incredible how I doubted I could for years when I hopped out of college and struggled, and then bam, acceptance.
August 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
We need to discuss the main issue with public transit. Timeliness of the bus and timeliness of the people.

If you know you are about to get on the bus, have your goddamn Charlie card ready because if you stand there for a whole minute searching your whole bag for it, you are the problem.
July 28, 2025 at 8:39 PM
This is just another reminder, Ukraine is still under attack, Russia wishes to waste time on false peace talks while they continue their advance, Israel is still attacking innocent civilians, and the world is too afraid or too weak to act.
July 24, 2025 at 12:15 PM
One of my favorite evaluations of people is from Carlo M. Cipolla. He effectively said anyone can be stupid and you won’t know it.It’s unfortunately quite true when you see PhDs in science who are anti vacc,or hardcore conservative. Even those who preach peace are willing to burn others at the stake
July 23, 2025 at 2:35 PM
People are dying around the world, Israel is being enabled by the US, Ukraine is still under siege, Europe won’t just step in and actually be impactful, and we are suddenly concerned about some CEO cheating.

We are truly lost when we run to that as major news…
July 18, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Once again, I have people coming to my windowless office for someone who is not me. And then I end up being roped into helping them and having to make calls to ensure they submitted all the appropriate requests because I’m not allowed to see the clients request system…but said system governs my life
June 23, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Listened to the entirety of my Rookie Secret Agent Lover while doing morning tasks…

Okay. Obviously it’s like, bad acting and writing. But the three coworkers are so out of pocket.

“How big is the bosses dick?” If a man randomly asked that kinda question AT WORK, I would have a seizure.
June 23, 2025 at 1:51 PM
The only month I’m allowed to be publicly gay is almost over but I need more book. Anyone have any recommendations?

I like… dark fantasy? But i don’t think ever found a dark fantasy gay themed novel that wasn’t smut online or really questionably written.
June 23, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Swapped my workouts to mornings, and I’m not sure if I feel better? Sitting at my desk at work, I wonder if I’m about to regret the whole day…
June 23, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Got to visit the Arboretum a few weeks ago. It reminds me that my phone camera is atrocious, but I hate carrying around the full camera.
June 6, 2025 at 3:00 PM
The way they load airplanes and the way people get into airplanes are wildly inefficient. Like why all this random shit when it should be back to front then front to back to unload?
May 19, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Idk how Britney Spears seduced a whole man in the plane bathroom. Can’t even breathe in here.
May 14, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Are you telling me in 2025, Boston Airport (Logan) still has metal stalls with holes in every corner so people can make eye contact with me and are so high off the floor the entire world can see my dick? Like…
May 14, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I used to work for a Danish biotech company and now I work for a French one as a peasant contractor, and all I can say is… the Danes don’t treat you like a 2nd class citizen. Even if you are a contractor.

And they don’t let their scientists be messy just for the sake of prestige and appearance.
May 14, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I love how everyone has decided today is the day to tell me how awful I look.

“Wow, you look sick” “Are you okay? You look really tired today.”

No shit, I can’t breathe when plants are growing.
May 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
This was like 2016? I should have gotten the tutor. Prof. Pepe taught no critical thinking just vomit the method I showed you in lecture and I still struggled to no end. Passing doesn’t mean passing well…
May 1, 2025 at 1:31 PM