Gather round kids and let me tell you a story about a real technology ban...

Saw this and had to repost. <3 Credit to Marpal Embroidery for the work!

Don’t know who needs to hear this but go ahead and use those good art supplies because if you manage to survive the apocalypse you can just scavenge replacements from a dead artist’s hoard.

Until abortion is legal in every state, lets require men to get a mandatory vasectomy until they are proven emotionally mature, financially responsible and ready to be a father.
Wait, what do you mean regulations on men's bodies make you uncomfortable?

It’s not about your vote, it’s about your morals. Wake up asshole!