will I ever get to a point in my career where I don't feel the need to lie on the floor and disassociate after leading a meeting

just thinking about the time in 3rd grade that we took a field trip to a pretend city and had pretend jobs and pretend businesses to teach us about the economy, and I think I really missed my 3rd grade calling to become a pet rock salesperson

favorite quote from #onyxstorm and the words I will be living by these next few years.

Let us be menaces.

slowly but surely convincing all my coworkers to read #fourthwing since I took PTO for onyx storm release because it's THAT GOOD