Kirk Fontenot
@kirkfontenot.bsky.social
Married, father, grandfather. Recently finished my doctorate. English professor at a community college. Episcopalian. Gay as all get out. “Buffy” enthusiast.
Ending the series on a cliffhanger when they knew well in advance that they'd been canceled was such a fantastic "fuck you" to the WB.
November 30, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Ending the series on a cliffhanger when they knew well in advance that they'd been canceled was such a fantastic "fuck you" to the WB.
I got my new phone 2 months ago and tonight learned it can take pretty good pictures of the moon.
November 6, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I got my new phone 2 months ago and tonight learned it can take pretty good pictures of the moon.
This fucking sucks.
September 30, 2025 at 2:00 AM
This fucking sucks.
What video game do you consider perfect?
September 27, 2025 at 12:21 PM
What video game do you consider perfect?
Madeline Zima is 40!? She was Geena Davis' little girl in "The Long Kiss Goodnight!"
September 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Madeline Zima is 40!? She was Geena Davis' little girl in "The Long Kiss Goodnight!"
We actually talked for a minute about a novel we were both reading, and for the life of me I can't remember what novel it was.
September 16, 2025 at 8:10 PM
We actually talked for a minute about a novel we were both reading, and for the life of me I can't remember what novel it was.
“I’m Madras Lightfoot, and you’re listening to NPR.”
August 28, 2025 at 7:52 PM
“I’m Madras Lightfoot, and you’re listening to NPR.”
Post a bad woman you love.
August 11, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Post a bad woman you love.
Alex has learned a pose for when we ask her to take a picture, and it’s the cutest thing ever.
July 30, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Alex has learned a pose for when we ask her to take a picture, and it’s the cutest thing ever.
What perfect album came out when you were 16?
July 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
What perfect album came out when you were 16?
If you see this I implore you to post a picture from your device without comment
July 20, 2025 at 1:30 AM
If you see this I implore you to post a picture from your device without comment
Ross pulled a lot of shit over the course of “Friends,” but this was the episode he crossed the line. I never forgave him for this one.
July 18, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Ross pulled a lot of shit over the course of “Friends,” but this was the episode he crossed the line. I never forgave him for this one.
1. “Love Shack” by The B-52’s
2. “Walking on Sunshine” by Katrina and the Waves
3. “Jack and Diane” by John Cougar Mellencamp
2. “Walking on Sunshine” by Katrina and the Waves
3. “Jack and Diane” by John Cougar Mellencamp
July 13, 2025 at 11:07 AM
1. “Love Shack” by The B-52’s
2. “Walking on Sunshine” by Katrina and the Waves
3. “Jack and Diane” by John Cougar Mellencamp
2. “Walking on Sunshine” by Katrina and the Waves
3. “Jack and Diane” by John Cougar Mellencamp
Lyman’s been planning this party celebrating 100 years of Querbes golf course in Shreveport for months, and tonight it was a resounding success!
July 12, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Lyman’s been planning this party celebrating 100 years of Querbes golf course in Shreveport for months, and tonight it was a resounding success!
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?
Oh this might actually work out okay for me. A seasoned international spy, a young spy recruit, and a mob enforcer could probably get the job done.
Oh this might actually work out okay for me. A seasoned international spy, a young spy recruit, and a mob enforcer could probably get the job done.
July 10, 2025 at 2:43 PM
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?
Oh this might actually work out okay for me. A seasoned international spy, a young spy recruit, and a mob enforcer could probably get the job done.
Oh this might actually work out okay for me. A seasoned international spy, a young spy recruit, and a mob enforcer could probably get the job done.
Lies! It’s still just rain and sleet.
January 10, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Lies! It’s still just rain and sleet.
Name one actor whose movies you’ll watch simply because they are in them?
December 27, 2024 at 11:51 AM
Name one actor whose movies you’ll watch simply because they are in them?
Merry Christmas from Nina Reeves!
December 22, 2024 at 3:21 PM
Merry Christmas from Nina Reeves!
Me: “I watch PBS Masterpiece for the culture.”
The culture:
The culture:
December 16, 2024 at 3:42 PM
Me: “I watch PBS Masterpiece for the culture.”
The culture:
The culture:
Um. I’m thinking Theo James has been 40 for a lil bit now. That’s a Hollywood age.
December 16, 2024 at 11:34 AM
Um. I’m thinking Theo James has been 40 for a lil bit now. That’s a Hollywood age.