@kirbosplanet.bsky.social
me when the road has a turn (the road lowk me)
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kirby kills gods, no glass will be enough
scratch that, zero
scratch that, four
i have three mosquito bites on my hand rn, they're not going away
July 4, 2025 at 12:00 AM
scratch that, zero
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June 8, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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which house do you like
June 25, 2025 at 6:27 AM
which house do you like
me when the road has a turn (the road lowk is me)
July 3, 2025 at 11:27 PM
me when the road has a turn (the road lowk is me)
i hate politics can we just blow up every white house
April 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
i hate politics can we just blow up every white house
I GOT TWO LIKES!!! I AM BLOWING UP!!! I AM EXPLODING!! I AM EXPLODING!!! PLEASE GET AWAY FROM THE VICINITY OH GOD I REGRET THIS PLEASE STOP THE TICKING CUT THE GREEN WIRE
April 27, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I GOT TWO LIKES!!! I AM BLOWING UP!!! I AM EXPLODING!! I AM EXPLODING!!! PLEASE GET AWAY FROM THE VICINITY OH GOD I REGRET THIS PLEASE STOP THE TICKING CUT THE GREEN WIRE
embroidery is just irl pixel art but way more complicated
April 3, 2025 at 11:17 PM
embroidery is just irl pixel art but way more complicated
OH MY GOD I'M SO FUCKING STUPID,., I TOHUGHT IF PEOPLE SAID "ASKING FOR A FRIEND" THEY WERE ASKING TO BE FRIENDS??? NOT THAT THEY?? WERE ASKING FOR A FRIEND SO THE FRIEND WOULDN'T HAVE TO???? I AM. ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY STUPID.
April 3, 2025 at 11:16 PM
OH MY GOD I'M SO FUCKING STUPID,., I TOHUGHT IF PEOPLE SAID "ASKING FOR A FRIEND" THEY WERE ASKING TO BE FRIENDS??? NOT THAT THEY?? WERE ASKING FOR A FRIEND SO THE FRIEND WOULDN'T HAVE TO???? I AM. ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY STUPID.
"Today, I blew up the white house 10000000x until it was no longer a known fact or concept, and the democracy is not real anymore and you're all going to be indenpendent!" Said Mr. Beast, holding a comically large lever labeled "BOOM".
March 1, 2025 at 9:17 PM
"Today, I blew up the white house 10000000x until it was no longer a known fact or concept, and the democracy is not real anymore and you're all going to be indenpendent!" Said Mr. Beast, holding a comically large lever labeled "BOOM".
as context to a previous post no i am not actually narcissistic, please jokes exist people don't pull a twitter cancellation on me PLEASE!!!
March 1, 2025 at 9:13 PM
as context to a previous post no i am not actually narcissistic, please jokes exist people don't pull a twitter cancellation on me PLEASE!!!
I, the mostest awesomest of the awesome, apparently have low self-esteem??? according to this one girl in class??? bitch ass i am NARCISSISTIC not LOW SELF-ESTEEM, those are OPPOSITES
March 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I, the mostest awesomest of the awesome, apparently have low self-esteem??? according to this one girl in class??? bitch ass i am NARCISSISTIC not LOW SELF-ESTEEM, those are OPPOSITES
i'd 10 am for me rn but fuck that look at what i just made
February 11, 2025 at 1:03 PM
i'd 10 am for me rn but fuck that look at what i just made
every time i get mosquito bite bumps i wanna scrape them off as if they were melted cheese on a plate and i feel like i'd get a whacka bump for it
February 11, 2025 at 11:55 AM
every time i get mosquito bite bumps i wanna scrape them off as if they were melted cheese on a plate and i feel like i'd get a whacka bump for it
this year, I am the very first person to ever say "this year, I am the very first person to ever say "this year, I am the very first person to ever say "this year, I am the very first person to ever say "this year, I am the very first person to ever say "this year, I am the very first person to ever
January 1, 2025 at 5:17 PM
this year, I am the very first person to ever say "this year, I am the very first person to ever say "this year, I am the very first person to ever say "this year, I am the very first person to ever say "this year, I am the very first person to ever say "this year, I am the very first person to ever
someone is the first ever person to say happy new years and it's definitely not me, i slept through new years
January 1, 2025 at 5:15 PM
someone is the first ever person to say happy new years and it's definitely not me, i slept through new years
i feel like no one's ever neurotypical because everyone's gotta be at least A LITTLE fucked up right
December 31, 2024 at 7:00 AM
i feel like no one's ever neurotypical because everyone's gotta be at least A LITTLE fucked up right
i'm going to cry. why does every female vtuber have 5 acres worth of chest size. why are there no flat vtubers. i'm a guy and I'M starting to get self-conscious what is this. why are there no buff, huge pecs, visible bulge male vtubers or a male twink vtuber. the vtuber industry is oversaturated.
December 27, 2024 at 5:30 PM
i'm going to cry. why does every female vtuber have 5 acres worth of chest size. why are there no flat vtubers. i'm a guy and I'M starting to get self-conscious what is this. why are there no buff, huge pecs, visible bulge male vtubers or a male twink vtuber. the vtuber industry is oversaturated.
i know where i live so little that i'm practically a tourist despite me living here for the past forever
December 27, 2024 at 1:12 PM
i know where i live so little that i'm practically a tourist despite me living here for the past forever
crimes are just args irl and when you solve them you get to get someone in jail
December 27, 2024 at 12:41 PM
crimes are just args irl and when you solve them you get to get someone in jail
kirby kills gods, no glass will be enough
December 20, 2024 at 5:52 AM
kirby kills gods, no glass will be enough
chat do i have rizz
December 17, 2024 at 11:05 PM
chat do i have rizz
i just wanna go AAAAAAA in public why do i get arrested for that???
December 17, 2024 at 5:41 AM
i just wanna go AAAAAAA in public why do i get arrested for that???
to the e-gangsters on the discord i dont have, please make me ur e-boy
December 17, 2024 at 5:41 AM
to the e-gangsters on the discord i dont have, please make me ur e-boy
fun fact, i'm sexually experienced and yet am a virgin. you may go on and ask what hole was used
December 17, 2024 at 5:38 AM
fun fact, i'm sexually experienced and yet am a virgin. you may go on and ask what hole was used
i'm friends with more girls than you and i'm gay. what kind of sad life do you live??
December 17, 2024 at 5:37 AM
i'm friends with more girls than you and i'm gay. what kind of sad life do you live??