Kirbeebee
@kirbeebee.bsky.social
Lets make the 5th wave of feminism about using anatomical names of our "private areas" in smut, or at the very least, slang based off of those anatomical names. They're not bad words (unless you're into that)
October 30, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Lets make the 5th wave of feminism about using anatomical names of our "private areas" in smut, or at the very least, slang based off of those anatomical names. They're not bad words (unless you're into that)
In highschool we had a Holocaust survivor come in and tell us their experiences once or twice. I will never forget the horror of what I learned.
I think highschools should do something like that with residential school survivors on National Truth and Reconciliation day.
I think highschools should do something like that with residential school survivors on National Truth and Reconciliation day.
September 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
In highschool we had a Holocaust survivor come in and tell us their experiences once or twice. I will never forget the horror of what I learned.
I think highschools should do something like that with residential school survivors on National Truth and Reconciliation day.
I think highschools should do something like that with residential school survivors on National Truth and Reconciliation day.
It's wild how little attention some people pay to their kids. Once in a blue moon I need to tell a little girl to go back to her parent because she likes my dog and has started following us as we leave.
June 18, 2025 at 12:59 PM
It's wild how little attention some people pay to their kids. Once in a blue moon I need to tell a little girl to go back to her parent because she likes my dog and has started following us as we leave.
Men: gotta trim my eyelashes to look less feminine
Me, a woman: I want a man who'd put on a dress for the fun of it
Me, a woman: I want a man who'd put on a dress for the fun of it
June 1, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Men: gotta trim my eyelashes to look less feminine
Me, a woman: I want a man who'd put on a dress for the fun of it
Me, a woman: I want a man who'd put on a dress for the fun of it
While in an elevator during the pandemic, an unmasked woman asked to pet my dog. I said no. She got angry because my dog "clearly wants it"
My dog did not want it.
My dog did not want it.
May 22, 2025 at 4:29 PM
While in an elevator during the pandemic, an unmasked woman asked to pet my dog. I said no. She got angry because my dog "clearly wants it"
My dog did not want it.
My dog did not want it.
Friends&Fam: That sounds like allergies
My Doctor: That sounds like allergies and heres a logical explanation why
Google: Yep your doctor's right
Allergist: That can't be allergies I don't know why you were sent here also please leave
My Doctor: That sounds like allergies and heres a logical explanation why
Google: Yep your doctor's right
Allergist: That can't be allergies I don't know why you were sent here also please leave
May 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Friends&Fam: That sounds like allergies
My Doctor: That sounds like allergies and heres a logical explanation why
Google: Yep your doctor's right
Allergist: That can't be allergies I don't know why you were sent here also please leave
My Doctor: That sounds like allergies and heres a logical explanation why
Google: Yep your doctor's right
Allergist: That can't be allergies I don't know why you were sent here also please leave
Doug Ford is cutting funding to education and giving money to the alcohol industry. What. A. Man.
May 17, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Doug Ford is cutting funding to education and giving money to the alcohol industry. What. A. Man.
I've just started my 4th month with Bell internet and they've already raised my bill. Fool me twice, shame on me, I suppose 🤦♀️
#bellmedia #bellinternet
#bellmedia #bellinternet
May 13, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I've just started my 4th month with Bell internet and they've already raised my bill. Fool me twice, shame on me, I suppose 🤦♀️
#bellmedia #bellinternet
#bellmedia #bellinternet
Normally, when you get in an elevator you face the doors. While in one, a man got in, pushed the button, then turned around to face me- not the door. He sent the whole time with his face turned down and to the side, writing a message on his phone. What kind of mind game fuckery just happened
May 12, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Normally, when you get in an elevator you face the doors. While in one, a man got in, pushed the button, then turned around to face me- not the door. He sent the whole time with his face turned down and to the side, writing a message on his phone. What kind of mind game fuckery just happened
I know I shouldn't engage with guys who feel the need to test my knowledge on a video game/series but there's just something so special in roasting them for knowing less than I do
May 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I know I shouldn't engage with guys who feel the need to test my knowledge on a video game/series but there's just something so special in roasting them for knowing less than I do
@kimberlylemming.bsky.social
Just finished the 2nd Mead and Mishaps & I need to say this- thank you!!! Thank you so much for your books.They have brought me insurmountable joy. I want to say much more but neither of us have the time, so I'll end with this; I can't wait to get my hands on book #3.
Just finished the 2nd Mead and Mishaps & I need to say this- thank you!!! Thank you so much for your books.They have brought me insurmountable joy. I want to say much more but neither of us have the time, so I'll end with this; I can't wait to get my hands on book #3.
May 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
@kimberlylemming.bsky.social
Just finished the 2nd Mead and Mishaps & I need to say this- thank you!!! Thank you so much for your books.They have brought me insurmountable joy. I want to say much more but neither of us have the time, so I'll end with this; I can't wait to get my hands on book #3.
Just finished the 2nd Mead and Mishaps & I need to say this- thank you!!! Thank you so much for your books.They have brought me insurmountable joy. I want to say much more but neither of us have the time, so I'll end with this; I can't wait to get my hands on book #3.
Cuts in public education signals at least one of two things: they're breaking the system so they can justify privatization and or they want less educated people because they're easier to control
May 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Cuts in public education signals at least one of two things: they're breaking the system so they can justify privatization and or they want less educated people because they're easier to control
Sometimes you just need to use a fancy word. Sometimes, the fancy word is the only word that can accurately express the thing. Like last night, when I woke to my dog's fart, which was absolutely RANCID
April 1, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Sometimes you just need to use a fancy word. Sometimes, the fancy word is the only word that can accurately express the thing. Like last night, when I woke to my dog's fart, which was absolutely RANCID
Products like Stanley Cups are basically sippy cups for adults and it low-key fusterates me that people don't seem to be talking about this
March 26, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Products like Stanley Cups are basically sippy cups for adults and it low-key fusterates me that people don't seem to be talking about this
My headcannon for Epic! Is that Zeus wasn't mad at Athena because she won his game, but because of HOW she won. ie swaying Hera by reminding her of his infidelity
#EPICmusical
#EPICmusical
March 23, 2025 at 2:12 AM
My headcannon for Epic! Is that Zeus wasn't mad at Athena because she won his game, but because of HOW she won. ie swaying Hera by reminding her of his infidelity
#EPICmusical
#EPICmusical
Turns out my Dad never taught me to read instructions bc it was the responsible thing to do. He just needed to keep me, a child with ADHD, occupied while his ADD ass got all the tools etc...together so we could actually make the thing
March 12, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Turns out my Dad never taught me to read instructions bc it was the responsible thing to do. He just needed to keep me, a child with ADHD, occupied while his ADD ass got all the tools etc...together so we could actually make the thing
Is it just me or is Ford going too hard with his retaliation...
March 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Is it just me or is Ford going too hard with his retaliation...
I can't get a wedding dress at Kleinfeld's because I can't see myself walking down the isle in a wedding dress. I can't "see" anything. I have aphantsia.
March 9, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I can't get a wedding dress at Kleinfeld's because I can't see myself walking down the isle in a wedding dress. I can't "see" anything. I have aphantsia.
It's very easy to turn to fascists when trying to fight fascists and I think we should all remember that right now
March 8, 2025 at 11:21 PM
It's very easy to turn to fascists when trying to fight fascists and I think we should all remember that right now
My friend was looking at buying a car. On Tuesday the two cars she was considering, which were already in Canada and owned by the dealership, went up 10k.
Are the tarrifs going to hurt us? Yes.
Are companies going to use tarrifs as an excuse to hurt us more? YES.
Are the tarrifs going to hurt us? Yes.
Are companies going to use tarrifs as an excuse to hurt us more? YES.
March 7, 2025 at 2:20 PM
My friend was looking at buying a car. On Tuesday the two cars she was considering, which were already in Canada and owned by the dealership, went up 10k.
Are the tarrifs going to hurt us? Yes.
Are companies going to use tarrifs as an excuse to hurt us more? YES.
Are the tarrifs going to hurt us? Yes.
Are companies going to use tarrifs as an excuse to hurt us more? YES.
I will never stop being amused at seeing little patches of dead grass surrounded by yellow snow during the winter
February 22, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I will never stop being amused at seeing little patches of dead grass surrounded by yellow snow during the winter
I really wish someone looked Ford in the face and asked "do you know what per capita means or are you just hoping your constituents don't" during the debate last night
February 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I really wish someone looked Ford in the face and asked "do you know what per capita means or are you just hoping your constituents don't" during the debate last night
Didn't think I'd have to pull out fortnite while watching the Ontario Leaders debate but every time Ford opens his mouth I get upset
February 18, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Didn't think I'd have to pull out fortnite while watching the Ontario Leaders debate but every time Ford opens his mouth I get upset
Every once in a while my teacup chihuahua gets too scared to cross the gap between the elevator and the floor and honestly...that's fair
February 16, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Every once in a while my teacup chihuahua gets too scared to cross the gap between the elevator and the floor and honestly...that's fair