Onion dommy cuts deep

Sounds like an excuse to cosplay.

I'm sorry, you can't just make claims like that out of nowhere. Please report to your nearest authorized domme for "proper inspection".

Hey, HEY. I told you to behave while I was gone.

And that's where we're different people, I can't pull that one off. I have to do something creative like put on my Dog Mom t-shirt and make some grilled cheese and tomato soup so they have food ready when they come back.

Oh I just tell them I left a very special stick in a park 2.5k away that I wanted, and would they do me a favor and go fetch it for me like a good girl? It would make me so happy.

I mean, that sounds like playing fetch with your girls with extra steps.

Phew. That's good. Due to amnesty rules, that means the three monsters I had earlier today are also allowed.

Monster energy drink counts as both, right?