Kip Maxwell
@kippopotamus.bsky.social
Chef. Married. Two Kids. One Girl. One Boy. I play with knives and run with scissors.
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social
Steven Cheung should be put in jail after Trump is ejected from the White House.
His lack of humanity is giving serious serial killer vibes.
He is a fucking cancer and a complete waste of space.
Steven Cheung should be put in jail after Trump is ejected from the White House.
His lack of humanity is giving serious serial killer vibes.
He is a fucking cancer and a complete waste of space.
December 26, 2025 at 12:52 AM
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social
Steven Cheung should be put in jail after Trump is ejected from the White House.
His lack of humanity is giving serious serial killer vibes.
He is a fucking cancer and a complete waste of space.
Steven Cheung should be put in jail after Trump is ejected from the White House.
His lack of humanity is giving serious serial killer vibes.
He is a fucking cancer and a complete waste of space.
October 2, 2025 at 4:01 PM
@therookieabc.bsky.social @therookiebts.bsky.social @911bts.bsky.social
Can we please get a ‘The Rookie’ and ‘9-1-1’ crossover?
I’m not saying anything but here’s what I’m saying…
Athena and the Mid-Wilshire would be amazing!
Bailey and 118 would be a match made in bad ass city.
Can we please get a ‘The Rookie’ and ‘9-1-1’ crossover?
I’m not saying anything but here’s what I’m saying…
Athena and the Mid-Wilshire would be amazing!
Bailey and 118 would be a match made in bad ass city.
August 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
@therookieabc.bsky.social @therookiebts.bsky.social @911bts.bsky.social
Can we please get a ‘The Rookie’ and ‘9-1-1’ crossover?
I’m not saying anything but here’s what I’m saying…
Athena and the Mid-Wilshire would be amazing!
Bailey and 118 would be a match made in bad ass city.
Can we please get a ‘The Rookie’ and ‘9-1-1’ crossover?
I’m not saying anything but here’s what I’m saying…
Athena and the Mid-Wilshire would be amazing!
Bailey and 118 would be a match made in bad ass city.
Fight Club (Movie vs. Book)
The movie version:
"Self-improvement is masturbation, now self-destruction…”
- Tyler Durden (Brad Pitt)
The book version:
"…maybe self-improvement is not the answer, maybe self-destruction is the answer…”
- Tyler Durden (Chuck Palahniuk)
The movie version:
"Self-improvement is masturbation, now self-destruction…”
- Tyler Durden (Brad Pitt)
The book version:
"…maybe self-improvement is not the answer, maybe self-destruction is the answer…”
- Tyler Durden (Chuck Palahniuk)
August 12, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Fight Club (Movie vs. Book)
The movie version:
"Self-improvement is masturbation, now self-destruction…”
- Tyler Durden (Brad Pitt)
The book version:
"…maybe self-improvement is not the answer, maybe self-destruction is the answer…”
- Tyler Durden (Chuck Palahniuk)
The movie version:
"Self-improvement is masturbation, now self-destruction…”
- Tyler Durden (Brad Pitt)
The book version:
"…maybe self-improvement is not the answer, maybe self-destruction is the answer…”
- Tyler Durden (Chuck Palahniuk)
"Life is full of pressing matters. Fortunately, one of them is making panini." - Unknown
Happy National Panini Day!
Panini is the plural form of the word, but it’s a compound noun. So whether you’re ordering one or ten, it’s still panini.
The more you know.
Happy National Panini Day!
Panini is the plural form of the word, but it’s a compound noun. So whether you’re ordering one or ten, it’s still panini.
The more you know.
August 11, 2025 at 9:44 PM
"Life is full of pressing matters. Fortunately, one of them is making panini." - Unknown
Happy National Panini Day!
Panini is the plural form of the word, but it’s a compound noun. So whether you’re ordering one or ten, it’s still panini.
The more you know.
Happy National Panini Day!
Panini is the plural form of the word, but it’s a compound noun. So whether you’re ordering one or ten, it’s still panini.
The more you know.
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you can't spell "tariffs" without "FFS"
April 8, 2025 at 8:57 PM
you can't spell "tariffs" without "FFS"
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(Tariffs are not actually "paused.")
April 10, 2025 at 2:44 PM
(Tariffs are not actually "paused.")
Reposted by Kip Maxwell
Ok sorry but getting on my soapbox to say that this isn’t a u-turn or a 180 or even a pause on tariffs.
The MASSIVE tariffs are gone but BIG tariffs are still in place. And more so than before last week.
Frame it right.
The MASSIVE tariffs are gone but BIG tariffs are still in place. And more so than before last week.
Frame it right.
April 10, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Ok sorry but getting on my soapbox to say that this isn’t a u-turn or a 180 or even a pause on tariffs.
The MASSIVE tariffs are gone but BIG tariffs are still in place. And more so than before last week.
Frame it right.
The MASSIVE tariffs are gone but BIG tariffs are still in place. And more so than before last week.
Frame it right.
Reposted by Kip Maxwell
Excellent headline: Tariffs On, Tariffs Off
Tariffs On, Tariffs Off
4.9.25
www.allysammarco.com
April 10, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Excellent headline: Tariffs On, Tariffs Off
Motherfucking Amazon literally delivers fucking everything!
AND / OR
Human Trafficking for the reason that travel is so FUCKING Expensive?!
Thanks Trump 🖕
#makeamericagreatdepression
AND / OR
Human Trafficking for the reason that travel is so FUCKING Expensive?!
Thanks Trump 🖕
#makeamericagreatdepression
April 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Motherfucking Amazon literally delivers fucking everything!
AND / OR
Human Trafficking for the reason that travel is so FUCKING Expensive?!
Thanks Trump 🖕
#makeamericagreatdepression
AND / OR
Human Trafficking for the reason that travel is so FUCKING Expensive?!
Thanks Trump 🖕
#makeamericagreatdepression
Reposted by Kip Maxwell
stop with the ppl wearing glasses are smart trope. we literally have to fail a test to get these.
January 10, 2025 at 4:57 PM
stop with the ppl wearing glasses are smart trope. we literally have to fail a test to get these.
New logo for my new cookie company… KOOKĒLAB
October 19, 2024 at 11:30 PM
New logo for my new cookie company… KOOKĒLAB
TIL that Chris Farley’s last words were “Don’t leave me.” It was said to a “working girl” and she then not only left him, but took pictures of his “expired person” and stole his watch. There are no words.
March 23, 2024 at 12:58 PM
TIL that Chris Farley’s last words were “Don’t leave me.” It was said to a “working girl” and she then not only left him, but took pictures of his “expired person” and stole his watch. There are no words.
That’s so weird… he used the Trump method… and it worked. And both of them scorn US democracy on a daily basis. This world is fucking weird.
March 18, 2024 at 7:43 PM
That’s so weird… he used the Trump method… and it worked. And both of them scorn US democracy on a daily basis. This world is fucking weird.
There was a turning point in my decision to go paperless, and that would be today… when I was juicing lemons and the lemon juice found a couple paper cuts I did not know existed.
February 21, 2024 at 10:30 PM
There was a turning point in my decision to go paperless, and that would be today… when I was juicing lemons and the lemon juice found a couple paper cuts I did not know existed.
Defining Restaurant BOH Kitchen Terms:
Kitchen Stitches = Super Glue
Because you don’t have time to get it actually stitched up at the hospital, before dinner rush.
Kitchen Stitches = Super Glue
Because you don’t have time to get it actually stitched up at the hospital, before dinner rush.
February 7, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Defining Restaurant BOH Kitchen Terms:
Kitchen Stitches = Super Glue
Because you don’t have time to get it actually stitched up at the hospital, before dinner rush.
Kitchen Stitches = Super Glue
Because you don’t have time to get it actually stitched up at the hospital, before dinner rush.
“You Don't Just Give Up. You Don't Just Let Things Happen. You Make A Stand. You Say 'No!"
Someone call the doctor… It seems like a glitch in the Matrix brought back Rose Tyler without the TARDIS… and she might have seen Sam Beckett or Ben Song…
deadline.com/2024/01/supe...
Someone call the doctor… It seems like a glitch in the Matrix brought back Rose Tyler without the TARDIS… and she might have seen Sam Beckett or Ben Song…
deadline.com/2024/01/supe...
January 30, 2024 at 2:03 AM
“You Don't Just Give Up. You Don't Just Let Things Happen. You Make A Stand. You Say 'No!"
Someone call the doctor… It seems like a glitch in the Matrix brought back Rose Tyler without the TARDIS… and she might have seen Sam Beckett or Ben Song…
deadline.com/2024/01/supe...
Someone call the doctor… It seems like a glitch in the Matrix brought back Rose Tyler without the TARDIS… and she might have seen Sam Beckett or Ben Song…
deadline.com/2024/01/supe...
The Hippopotamus is coming back in 2024… more details soon. #stillepicurious
January 29, 2024 at 9:51 PM
The Hippopotamus is coming back in 2024… more details soon. #stillepicurious
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“I know that I can't take no more, it ain't no lie; I want to see you out that door
Baby bye bye bye”
- NSYNC
“I know that I can't take no more, it ain't no lie; I want to see you out that door
Baby bye bye bye”
- NSYNC
Colorado Supreme Court kicks Trump off the state's 2024 primary ballot for violating the U.S. Consti...
The ruling marks the first time a 14th Amendment challenge to Trump's candidacy has been successful.
www.nbcnews.com
December 20, 2023 at 1:14 AM
www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...
“I know that I can't take no more, it ain't no lie; I want to see you out that door
Baby bye bye bye”
- NSYNC
“I know that I can't take no more, it ain't no lie; I want to see you out that door
Baby bye bye bye”
- NSYNC
Thursday, December 7, 2023 was:
National Cotton Candy Day
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National Cotton Candy Day
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12.07.2023 – Celebrating the Sweetest Day of the Year: National Cotton Candy Day
Image by Hladynets on Unsplash Ah, cotton candy. The fluffy, melt-in-your-mouth treat that evokes memories of childhood joy, amusement parks, and summer carnivals. December 7th marks National Cotton C...
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December 11, 2023 at 10:18 PM
Thursday, December 7, 2023 was:
National Cotton Candy Day
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National Cotton Candy Day
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Wednesday, December 6, 2023 was:
National Microwave Oven Day
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National Gazpacho Day
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And National “Cook for Christmas” Day
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National Microwave Oven Day
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National Gazpacho Day
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And National “Cook for Christmas” Day
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December 11, 2023 at 10:17 PM
Wednesday, December 6, 2023 was:
National Microwave Oven Day
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National Gazpacho Day
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And National “Cook for Christmas” Day
thehippopotamusproject.wordpress.com/2023/12/09/1...
National Microwave Oven Day
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National Gazpacho Day
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And National “Cook for Christmas” Day
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Tuesday, December 5, 2023 was:
National Sacher Torte Day
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National Comfort Food Day
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And Repeal Prohibition Day
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National Sacher Torte Day
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National Comfort Food Day
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And Repeal Prohibition Day
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December 11, 2023 at 10:15 PM
Tuesday, December 5, 2023 was:
National Sacher Torte Day
thehippopotamusproject.wordpress.com/2023/12/07/1...
National Comfort Food Day
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And Repeal Prohibition Day
thehippopotamusproject.wordpress.com/2023/12/09/1...
National Sacher Torte Day
thehippopotamusproject.wordpress.com/2023/12/07/1...
National Comfort Food Day
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And Repeal Prohibition Day
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Due to Technical Difficulties, The Epicurious Hippopotamus was not able to publish posts last week. We apologize for the inconvenience.
Here are the food holidays you missed last week…
Monday, December 4, 2023 was:
National Cookie Day
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Here are the food holidays you missed last week…
Monday, December 4, 2023 was:
National Cookie Day
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12.04.2023 – Celebrating National Cookie Day: A Sweet Indulgence
Image by Joshua Sukoff on Unsplash As the aroma of freshly baked cookies wafts through the air, a wave of nostalgia and delight washes over us. On National Cookie Day, we celebrate these delightful tr...
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December 11, 2023 at 10:01 PM
Due to Technical Difficulties, The Epicurious Hippopotamus was not able to publish posts last week. We apologize for the inconvenience.
Here are the food holidays you missed last week…
Monday, December 4, 2023 was:
National Cookie Day
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Here are the food holidays you missed last week…
Monday, December 4, 2023 was:
National Cookie Day
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Raise a red apple to the power of healthy snacking – Happy National Eat a Red Apple Day!
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#EatARedAppleDay #AppleCrunchDay #RedAppleJoy #FruitfulBite #AppleADay #HealthyHabit #CrispAndSweet #RedAppleLove
#BiteIntoWellness #AppleSnacking
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#EatARedAppleDay #AppleCrunchDay #RedAppleJoy #FruitfulBite #AppleADay #HealthyHabit #CrispAndSweet #RedAppleLove
#BiteIntoWellness #AppleSnacking
12.01.2023 – A Bite of Goodness: Celebrating National Eat a Red Apple Day
Image by Rezha Ramadhan on Unsplash “Now's the time when children's noses, all become as red as roses; And the colour of their faces, makes me think of orchard places; Where the juicy apples grow, a...
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December 2, 2023 at 9:35 AM
Raise a red apple to the power of healthy snacking – Happy National Eat a Red Apple Day!
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#EatARedAppleDay #AppleCrunchDay #RedAppleJoy #FruitfulBite #AppleADay #HealthyHabit #CrispAndSweet #RedAppleLove
#BiteIntoWellness #AppleSnacking
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#EatARedAppleDay #AppleCrunchDay #RedAppleJoy #FruitfulBite #AppleADay #HealthyHabit #CrispAndSweet #RedAppleLove
#BiteIntoWellness #AppleSnacking
Dive into the world of mousse – endless possibilities await for National Mousse Day!
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#MousseDay #MousseMania #WhippedToPerfection #MousseMagic #SweetIndulgence #MousseCelebration #FluffyDelights #DecadentDesserts #MousseMasters #VelvetyTreats
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#MousseDay #MousseMania #WhippedToPerfection #MousseMagic #SweetIndulgence #MousseCelebration #FluffyDelights #DecadentDesserts #MousseMasters #VelvetyTreats
11.30.2023 – A Symphony of Flavors and Textures: Celebrating National Mousse Day
Image by ABHISHEK HAJARE on Unsplash “My wife can't cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.” Rodney Dangerfield On November 30th, as the leaves turn vibrant hues ...
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November 30, 2023 at 6:13 PM
Dive into the world of mousse – endless possibilities await for National Mousse Day!
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#MousseDay #MousseMania #WhippedToPerfection #MousseMagic #SweetIndulgence #MousseCelebration #FluffyDelights #DecadentDesserts #MousseMasters #VelvetyTreats
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#MousseDay #MousseMania #WhippedToPerfection #MousseMagic #SweetIndulgence #MousseCelebration #FluffyDelights #DecadentDesserts #MousseMasters #VelvetyTreats