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Kip Landon
@kiplandon.bsky.social
39/male - He/him
Furry Artist - classic video gamer - Raccoon - Endo Enthusiast - Prey

If you want to contact me directly, I'd prefer if you did so on Telegram: @KipLandon
"Impressive looking device, but what does it do"

"It gets me off."
December 1, 2025 at 5:47 PM
The raccoons want you to pet them. They just dont know how to ask.
December 1, 2025 at 5:45 PM
If you're gonna do drugs, maybe also sell the drugs. That way you can hold on to commerce, fractions, and conversion skills.
December 1, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Try mixing it into a jar of honey
December 1, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I see the raccoons weren't invited, yet again...
December 1, 2025 at 4:03 PM
My group just has a few severely inattentive players like this, no alcohol involved. And 1 player who constantly makes decisions that cause the rest of the table to go ".... why the hell would you do that tho?" And the answer is never satisfying to any degree.

Apparently I needed to vent that...
November 20, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Ah yes, the Sub Space Emissary
November 20, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Silly Baph and your Children's Card Game Slam Poetry
November 20, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Look up voice acting on Instagram or TikTok. You'll come across the occasional post of people looking for voice actors.
November 12, 2025 at 9:43 PM
At first you will suck at it. But dont let that discourage you. You should suck at it at first.
November 12, 2025 at 9:41 PM
.... where are your house keys?
November 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Until the next time. 😈
November 12, 2025 at 9:27 PM
It's easier to stay in motion that to start moving. Just keep going until you pass out. XD
September 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I wonder how much it costs to get a drink at the Texas State Bar. I'll have a whiskey sour, neat.
September 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
It's-s-s-s-s-s-s time to duel
September 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Goodra strikes me as the type to talk with an effeminate gay male voice and make reference to his own "sloppy hole"... I dont know why. I just get that sense from them.
September 24, 2025 at 5:45 AM
..... yes please.
September 24, 2025 at 5:33 AM
How does one ride that?
Does the mouth eat you and you just get moved to the passenger cars?
September 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Otters aren't real.
Their tummies can't hurt you.

...
September 22, 2025 at 10:40 PM
W-? What is that?
Why you put that there?
September 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
She is Peeking out from under her coils. XD
September 13, 2025 at 4:13 PM
"That's a lot of words.

... too bad I'm not reading them."

- Duke Nukem
September 12, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Take it to the Gourd Hoard.
September 11, 2025 at 8:53 AM
I've just started my Old Weirdo Phase. :D
September 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM