Why does he look exactly like my mom's cat?

The tomato in the pocket bit is funny. I'm gonna start doing that

Well I'm still here I guess but now it looks like Stalin gave dome to Lenin

Nurse, he's out again

i want you to practice saying it. “i am invoking my right to remain silent and will not answer questions without an attorney present.” say it out loud. it sounds so simple but when the moment comes, you forget. you’ll be stressed, scared, confused, & want to explain yourself. don’t. it won’t help.

make sure someone who won’t be at the protest knows where you are. memorize their phone number. remember that cops can lie to you and you always have the right to remain silent. remember that jail calls are recorded and transport vans & holding cells may be, too.

Same! Im just sitting here crying. This took way too long but I’m so happy he can be with his family