the original castlevania released in 1986, symphony released in 1997, and order of ecclesia released in 2008, so it actually spent exactly as much time as a primarily metroidvania series as it did a primarily platformer series

hey i wrote that lp. glad my hard work came in handy. please enjoy these based & epic video games about women's wrongs

(also idk thancred is probably bisexual based on me meeting him but you know, so's battler, they're of the same ilk) and i think everyone would have a good laugh about calling your servants 'bad bitches', it's in poor taste. anyway it would be a good time, yeah

long enough to achieve the sumadera white hair (thancred would laugh along with this i think), unlike her brat younger brother. battler would get mad about it and flail around and yell about how he has several 'bad bitches' to try and impress the one cool straight guy he's met since he died(2/3 oop)

i only played up to the end of heavensward but i think based on what i saw of thancred, taiga would get drunk first and brag about pulling more bad bitches than either of them, but then she'd get weirdly chummy and start bragging about how unlike battler, she and thancred have both aged (1/2)

i need to kill him with a knife

man i've been enjoying yiikiv's gameplay a lot but i'm glad this video exists so i know i didn't hallucinate this scene