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KT gate knock MFF
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Remember the scene from MLP:FiM season 9 episode 8, "Frenemies", when Chrysalis makes fun of Twilight Sparkle by imitating her? Well here's Lucy doing the same thing.
Lucy puts on a purple shirt with Twilight's cutie mark on it. "Look! I'm Twilight Sparkle! I'm a pathetic pony princess! I made a detailed list of all the ways I'm a failure!" Violet and Patty laugh a lot.
November 25, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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Your smile answers my silent scream
Your photo on the screen
My eyes well up, I vent my spleen
Your photo on the screen
WITHOOOOOUT YOU, I CAN'T BREEEEATHE
November 24, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Post a movie where you are from.
Brewster McCloud, starring Bud Cort as a young man who wants to fly within the Astrodome.
November 23, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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And with alt text:
A purple unicorn named Twilight Sparkle looks at a piece of paper that reads "Yeehaw Answers. Alli writes: Why do the vampires in Twilight sparkle?" Twilight looks confused and thinks to herself, "Why do the vampires in me... what? What vampires?"
November 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Time to bring this out again!
Posting in haste. Will post proper alt text in a reply.
November 23, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Huckleberry Hound working as a dogcatcher. From the looks of things, another dog has stolen one of his truck's tires.
November 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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KT & Squiddly go to the mall, pages 5–8
Squiddly wants to go into the Marcus Kneeman clothing store. He says, "I could use some new outfits. I've just been wearing this sailor shirt for years!" Squiddly tries on an outfit that's a red & white plaid shirt, a blue jacket, and a tan fedora. He admires himself in the three-way mirrors. "Say! This makes me look like a new squid! I mean octopus!" Squiddly becomes a girl and tries on a green shift dress, a blue scarf and a buff sunhat. "OMG, this outfit is très cute!" The shopkeeper bear says, "Whoa, they can change sex at will? But they're a cephalopod, not a gastropod!" KT shrugs and makes noncommittal noises like, "~Meh, well, eh, y'know uh~". Squiddly, still a girl, storms out of the Ichiban Sushi restaurant. She says, "I am OUTRAGED and DISGUSTED!" KT follows her out, saying, "Sorry, me didn't know they had octopus on t' menu! Wanna go somewhere else?" Squiddly says, "Thank you, no, KT, I've completely lost my appetite!" But then she smells something good. "Wait, what's THAT?" Squiddly sees an Arthur Creature's fish & chip shop. (The mascot is a sea monster dressed up veddy British.) She says, "Fish & chiiiips... On second thought, let's go here!" KT is happy to. Squiddly dashes out of the men's room towards the women's room. "Whoops! Forgot I was a girl." KT drops Squiddly off at the entrance to Bubbleland. She says, "I had fun today! Thanks, KT!" KT says, "Ooo me too! See ya!" Chief Winchley appears at the front door and, not recognizing Squiddly, prevents her from entering. "Sorry, ma'am, Bubbleland's closed till tomorrow." She says, "Chief, it's me, Squiddly!" The Chief says, "SQUIDDLY?! Where have you BEEN all day?" Squiddly turns back into a boy octopus. "At the mall! And look... I got you a present!" He gives the Chief a gift in a box with a ribbon on top. The Chief is delighted. "Ooh! What is it?" Squiddly puts the gift, a Chinese finger trap, on the Chief's hands, trapping him. Then Squiddly enters Bubbleland. "It's a Chinese finger trap! GLOLLO!" THE END
November 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Inception.
Cillian Murphy and Leo DiCaprio on a plane. Technically, the entire second half of the film takes place on this plane.
November 21, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Not technically a letter but I'll allow it because that's just funny!
Dipper Pines holding a $000,000 (zero hundred thousand dollar) bar and saying "Whoa! This is worthless!"
November 21, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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Oh, and I even screenshotted it!
Scene from the CGI animated film "Planet 51". A device that looks just like an iPod is lying on a patch of barren ground, but on the center button, instead of an Apple logo, there's a Utah teapot-shaped logo.
November 20, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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KT and Squiddly go to the mall, pages 1-4.
KT goes to Bubbleland and meets Squiddly Diddly. He says, "Hey Squiddly! Wanna go to th' mall?" Squiddly pops out of his water tank and says, "Sure, KT! Sounds like fun!" They drive to Valleyville Mall and dance through the parking lot toward the building. Squiddly sings, "The mall! The mall! We're going to the mall!" KT sings, "We're goin' too thee mally mally mall! This song needs worky wurky wurk." Back at Bubbleland, Chief Winchley produces 4 mops and 4 buckets. He says, "Squiddly! Time to swab the deck! I got you more mops so you can get done faster. You can use four mops at once, right?" No answer. "Squiddly?" KT and Squiddly go to Kay Tee Toys. Squiddlly says, "Do you own this store?" KT says, "No, the name's just a Ko-inzidenz Gro-tesk." KT finds a little woven tube and shows it to Squiddly. "Hey Squiddly! Lookit this!" Squiddly looks. "What's that?" KT puts it on two of Squiddly's arms. "Itza Chinese finger trap!" He laughs evilly as Squiddly finds his arms are trapped together. But he removes it easily with two other arms. "Neat!" KT says, "D'oh! Shoulda seen that comin'. Sefo did the same thing! So did Jasmine!" Sefo and Jasmine, of course, are KT's four-armed friends. There is a fountain in the middle of the food court. Squiddly swims in it. KT asks, "Ooo how's th' water?" A security guard yells at Squiddly. "Get out of that fountain NOW!" Squiddly says, "Sorry... I gotta take a dip at least once a day or I get too dried out." The guard reprimands KT and Squiddly. "Give me one good reason I shouldn't throw you both out!" KT says, "This comic series wood bee too short." The guard ponders this and says, "Okay, I'll let you off with a warning." Squiddly looks at the sign for Glomdoore's stationery store. "Aren't all the stores stationary? I don't see them moving around..." KT says, "Nonono. They sell the Write Stuff!" They go in. A salesman asks Squiddly, "May I help you?" Squiddly says, "Do you have any pens that work underwater? I'm kind of aquatic, you know." The salesman shows an expensive pen and says, "Of course! Here's the space-age Space Pen. It writes underwater, or in zero gravity." Squiddly says, "Well, I've only been to space once..." The salesman shows some specialty pencils. "Or for a cheaper option, you could try a grease pencil or china marker." Squiddly says, "Greece? China? Ooh la la, how cosmopolitan!"
November 17, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Charles said we could draw Lauren however we want...
The bunny librarian Lauren Ipsum imitating Plastic-Man in the "powder that makes you say yes" meme but it makes her say "books".
November 16, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Poster for Outbreak, a 1995 movie about a really nasty viral epidemic, starring Dustin Hoffman, Rene Russo and Morgan Freeman.
November 14, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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Repost with an iconic fictional band.
Generation O!, a band from a Nickelodeon show consisting of two girls, a dreadlocked dude, and a kangaroo.
November 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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"20% cooler".
The entire brony fandom seemed not to notice that the point of the line was, Rainbow Dash was telling Rarity her dress needed to be "cooler", and when Rarity asked for clarification, "It needs to be about 20% cooler" was vague and unhelpful. That was the joke! The line is meaningless!
Rainbow Dash in sunglasses and a black hoodie
November 10, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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Ah! Thanks.
Two parodies of the Zohran for New York City campaign poster. One says "Tea for two" and the other says "Two for tea".
November 10, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Parody of some meme based on Zohran Mamdani's campaign sign, but it says "I Can't Find the Fonts For This Meme" and of course the fonts are all wrong, and the colors are probably wrong too.
November 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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This is good news for my line of Chocolate Larry McMurtry candies!
A cartoon drawing of a milk chocolate treat molded in the shape of author Larry McMurtry's head. What kid wouldn't love to chow down on a Hurschey's Chocolate Larry McMurtry?
November 9, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Helena Bonham Carter as the Queen Mother from "The King's Speech".
Left: Queen Elizabeth the Queen Mother circa... um... long ago. Right: Helena Bonham Carter, who looks way more... chav-ish.
November 8, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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They Might Be Giants: Apollo 18. The cover features a sperm whale fighting a giant squid, an illustration copied from an old science book.
November 6, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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When I draw a cartoon, I often write out the script on a separate layer to make sure I draw everything that's supposed to happen. When I do, I usually name that layer "SCPIPT", in honor of Star Trek TOS's infamous "SCPIPT SUPERVISOR" credits typo.
A screen of closing credits from "The Galileo Seven" episode. Post production executive, Bill Heath. Music editor, Jim Henrikson. Bla bla bla... and then: "Scpipt" supervisor, George A. Rutter.
November 5, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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I voted early!
The sticker no longer reliably sticks to my shirt.
Me holding up an "I Voted" sticker and grinning like a crazy person.
November 4, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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It's the Laurenergizer Bunny!

Drawn, my me, for @bakertoons.com while watching his art stream.
Charles Brubaker's character Lauren Ipsum, drawn as the Energizer Bunny.
October 27, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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The Simpsons. Nelson, Milhouse and Bart have just watched "Naked Lunch" (which is rated R). Nelson looks up at the marquee and says, "I can think of two things wrong with that title."
October 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
The Mane Six from "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic", drawn as realistic horses, by some fan artist named "Kenna", going by the signature.
October 23, 2025 at 7:58 AM