Baron Von Aaron, Human Person
kinkybaron.bsky.social
Baron Von Aaron, Human Person
@kinkybaron.bsky.social
Kink and alt sex educator
Folk pervert
Musician
Autist
Reasonably queer
18+
Some day we can chit chat about how White Supremacy also robs white people of their heritage and culture by twisting iconography and tradition into crude propaganda tools.

WS operates antithetically to heritage and culture by erasing the diversity that exists within caucasians for the sake of power
February 5, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Joe Rogan: “So tell me about the thing you had said when you came in here”

Guest: “Oh! Yes. Have you heard the theory that you’re a penguin?”

Joe: “Me?! Really?!”

Guest: “Yes, you are Joe Penguin”

Joe: “Wow yeah. Yeah, I guess I’d heard that. Crazy that’s true”

Fans: “Such a great interviewer”
January 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Kinks are not base or perverse acts. Kink is not a lower form of sex or intimacy

Kink is transcendence. Kink is evolution and growth. Kink is art and expression and actualization.

Kink is a testament to the human ability to take what should be negative or useless and make it something more.
January 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Saying “no amount of one night stands will never replace a loving family” is so weird because it’s like saying “No amount of restaurants will replace having a kitchen”

Like yeah. I don’t go out to eat to sustain myself. I do it because it’s fun and I like it.

Kinda like casual sex🤷🏼
January 7, 2025 at 11:53 PM
The year is 2086. Earth President Elon has eliminated wastefulness from the planet. All our lives are automated, freeing up time for us to spend all day running the automation that frees up our time.

Average life expectancy is 155 and we lost “Retirement” and “Break” from our collective vocabulary
January 4, 2025 at 11:46 PM
In kink, poly, et al. it’s important to remember that ethical practice is usually a secondary consideration to practicality.

Not everything we do needs to be moralized and squashed into an ethical framework. Sometimes it’s just a good idea to do X most of the time.
December 29, 2024 at 8:39 PM
“Autistics have morally inflexible thinking”

My bestie in Christ, we were discussing whether or not it’s okay to drone strike school kids. I don’t think that’s a big area for nuanced takes.
December 27, 2024 at 9:56 PM
When you remove the lore, the NFL is just super gay and there’s no way around it.
December 24, 2024 at 1:46 AM
Male friendship in western cultures is primarily centered around giving each other an unspoken safe space to do the things considered f***y for some reason without fear of ridicule. The silent agreement not to out each other for appearing less masculine is essential to every close male relationship.
December 21, 2024 at 9:25 AM
Kafka: I’m like literally a cockroach. I’m the only one but no one else seems to care. I’m freaking out.

Me: same bro 😏
December 21, 2024 at 7:55 AM
If anyone ever extends spousal privilege to besties, they’d legit be reasonable. BFF means I can’t be compelled. I’ll be a political prisoner protecting these SMS chains.
December 21, 2024 at 6:05 AM
December 21, 2024 at 1:57 AM
Is it a viral prank? Or are you just non consensually performing a kink on someone unsuspecting?

Cuz it looks like the latter to me…
December 19, 2024 at 1:00 AM
Wild that having a CNC kink is still a bigger social faux pas than actual SA….
December 17, 2024 at 2:21 AM
Every time I use a padlock from my toy bag in daily life:

“New lock unkinked”
December 16, 2024 at 11:14 PM
“How can women thirst over Luigi like this?!”

Idk, have you met their ex?🤷‍♂️
December 15, 2024 at 5:17 AM
Do you really need to text him?

Or are you just needing a fix for your degradation kink?
December 14, 2024 at 11:05 PM