That last point is particularly odd. Bodily waste OR extreme harm? So...if we cut off an arm OR we pee on a leg. Guess they're the same.

Haha. Right?! I'm a little worried about how many more "plastic" eggs we're going to use this year as a result of the real ones being so much more expensive. And most people just toss the plastic eggs right in the trash when they're done with them.