Pondering my orb tonight

There are lesbians everywhere for those with the eyes to see them

Bout to fuck up three orders of corn nuggets at the local roadhouse

Hook: Smee help me the crocodile is takin me other hand!!

Smee if he served cunt:

🦀 FIRST BLUESKY PINNED POST YIPPEE 🦀

Hi my name is Houston, I'm a small and angry trans man

I love crabs and gaming and being the gayest dude at the grocery store

Socially awkward but always willing to make new friends! 🕺

Please give my first ever pinned tweet a hell yeah