K I N G T R E W S
@kingtrews.bsky.social
when i'm not making beats i chat absolute nonsense.
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So lonely the only contact in my phone is the alphabet.
December 7, 2024 at 5:33 PM
So lonely the only contact in my phone is the alphabet.
Don't tell me you're an 'avid reader' if your TVs bigger than your bookshelf.
December 6, 2024 at 6:46 AM
Don't tell me you're an 'avid reader' if your TVs bigger than your bookshelf.
Teleport me to a tree house with a slide.
December 6, 2024 at 6:45 AM
Teleport me to a tree house with a slide.
It's not a voodoo doll, it's a voodoo action figure.
December 6, 2024 at 6:44 AM
It's not a voodoo doll, it's a voodoo action figure.
Never argue you with a troll, they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
December 3, 2024 at 11:55 AM
Never argue you with a troll, they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
They say all dogs go to heaven
Cerberus: wait what?
Cerberus: wait what?
December 3, 2024 at 11:54 AM
They say all dogs go to heaven
Cerberus: wait what?
Cerberus: wait what?
British porn is just a queue of naked people apologising to each other.
December 1, 2024 at 7:45 AM
British porn is just a queue of naked people apologising to each other.
defund the paw patrol
December 1, 2024 at 7:43 AM
defund the paw patrol
Walnuts are just wooden butterflies.
December 1, 2024 at 7:41 AM
Walnuts are just wooden butterflies.
I wish I had the self confidence of people without cases on their phones.
November 29, 2024 at 7:19 AM
I wish I had the self confidence of people without cases on their phones.
my cats zen garden is out of control
November 29, 2024 at 7:17 AM
my cats zen garden is out of control
Don't let anybody tell you, you can't do it.
Show them you can't do it and they will never doubt you again.
Show them you can't do it and they will never doubt you again.
November 29, 2024 at 7:14 AM
Don't let anybody tell you, you can't do it.
Show them you can't do it and they will never doubt you again.
Show them you can't do it and they will never doubt you again.
I get all my medical advice from doctor pepper
November 27, 2024 at 5:32 PM
I get all my medical advice from doctor pepper
I think I've hit rock bottomless
November 27, 2024 at 5:30 PM
I think I've hit rock bottomless
I still don't understand why all these doctors are scared of apples.
November 27, 2024 at 5:29 PM
I still don't understand why all these doctors are scared of apples.
I have a thousand chores to do this weekend so I'm going to get up early, procrastinate for two days and achieve nothing.
November 22, 2024 at 1:16 PM
I have a thousand chores to do this weekend so I'm going to get up early, procrastinate for two days and achieve nothing.
I see the world is burning.
*pulls out a bag of marshmallows*
*pulls out a bag of marshmallows*
November 22, 2024 at 1:13 PM
I see the world is burning.
*pulls out a bag of marshmallows*
*pulls out a bag of marshmallows*
Got my full 8 hours of dwelling on the negative last night.
November 21, 2024 at 7:14 AM
Got my full 8 hours of dwelling on the negative last night.
Me: Life is like a bacon sandwich.
Them: why?
Me: *eating bacon sandwich*
Me: What?
Them: why?
Me: *eating bacon sandwich*
Me: What?
November 20, 2024 at 8:08 AM
Me: Life is like a bacon sandwich.
Them: why?
Me: *eating bacon sandwich*
Me: What?
Them: why?
Me: *eating bacon sandwich*
Me: What?
The secret to happiness is less news more anime.
November 20, 2024 at 8:06 AM
The secret to happiness is less news more anime.
Activates emergency bacon.
November 19, 2024 at 10:19 AM
Activates emergency bacon.
A real smart phone wouldn't let me post.
November 19, 2024 at 9:16 AM
A real smart phone wouldn't let me post.
Recent studies show I don't.
November 19, 2024 at 9:14 AM
Recent studies show I don't.
If I had a penny for my thoughts, I'd be in arrears.
November 19, 2024 at 8:49 AM
If I had a penny for my thoughts, I'd be in arrears.