Don't buy me lingerie, buy me a boulangerie
July 29, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Don't buy me lingerie, buy me a boulangerie
My friend told me that moving city doesn't change your problems but what if I move to Paris and they become problèmes
July 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
My friend told me that moving city doesn't change your problems but what if I move to Paris and they become problèmes
Still amazed by the discovery that when you swing a lantern in ancient caves the cave paintings appear to move and come to life because of lines carefully scribbled over the images. Us humans have been making movies for THIRTY THOUSAND YEARS.
July 16, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Still amazed by the discovery that when you swing a lantern in ancient caves the cave paintings appear to move and come to life because of lines carefully scribbled over the images. Us humans have been making movies for THIRTY THOUSAND YEARS.
Behind every great writer is a primary school English teacher who once gave their poem about Autumn a smiley face sticker
June 30, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Behind every great writer is a primary school English teacher who once gave their poem about Autumn a smiley face sticker
Saying you don’t want politics in the arts is like saying you don’t want water in the ocean.
June 29, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Saying you don’t want politics in the arts is like saying you don’t want water in the ocean.
I hope this email finds you and in the darkness binds you
June 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I hope this email finds you and in the darkness binds you
Just punched my neighbour because I was concerned he might one day punch me.
June 22, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Just punched my neighbour because I was concerned he might one day punch me.
critical thinking girl summer
June 19, 2025 at 8:00 AM
critical thinking girl summer
Horse tranquilliser playing an unexpectedly pivotal role in world politics
June 6, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Horse tranquilliser playing an unexpectedly pivotal role in world politics
Just saw a recipe developer on instagram say her favourite carb is a crouton, possibly the most depressing sentence I’ve ever heard. Is it legal to fedex someone a lasagna?
June 3, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Just saw a recipe developer on instagram say her favourite carb is a crouton, possibly the most depressing sentence I’ve ever heard. Is it legal to fedex someone a lasagna?
For my hen do I’m gonna have a conclave.
May 4, 2025 at 6:49 PM
For my hen do I’m gonna have a conclave.
I wish I could tell every little girl that what matters is WHAT YOU DO, not how you look when you're doing it.
March 15, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I wish I could tell every little girl that what matters is WHAT YOU DO, not how you look when you're doing it.
Basically if an awkward silence arises a British person will invite you to meet the King
March 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Basically if an awkward silence arises a British person will invite you to meet the King
Smiling for the train station cctv in case we die
February 9, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Smiling for the train station cctv in case we die
Forget heroin, try printing off something you've written and giving it a little staple in the corner and sitting down to read it with a cup of tea. TRULY THERE IS NO BETTER FEELING.
February 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Forget heroin, try printing off something you've written and giving it a little staple in the corner and sitting down to read it with a cup of tea. TRULY THERE IS NO BETTER FEELING.
Project fear was optimistic. Brexit has done for the British economy what myxomatosis did for rabbits.
The damning statistics that reveal the true cost of Brexit, five years on
January 31, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Project fear was optimistic. Brexit has done for the British economy what myxomatosis did for rabbits.
Just a reminder that we used to be mud creatures crawling around in the sea and now we're up here, figure skating at the olympics and making macaroni cheese
January 29, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Just a reminder that we used to be mud creatures crawling around in the sea and now we're up here, figure skating at the olympics and making macaroni cheese
I love Netflix I really do. HOWEVER going to a Blockbuster on a Friday night with friends to pick out a couple of DVDs for a sleepover was the best feeling in the entire world and has never been surpassed
January 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I love Netflix I really do. HOWEVER going to a Blockbuster on a Friday night with friends to pick out a couple of DVDs for a sleepover was the best feeling in the entire world and has never been surpassed
Why do we not have gyms crossed with cinemas? Can you imagine how fit we would all get
January 29, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Why do we not have gyms crossed with cinemas? Can you imagine how fit we would all get
I will never cease to be amazed by skin letting sweat through but keeping rain out
January 29, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I will never cease to be amazed by skin letting sweat through but keeping rain out
Donald Trump shrinking the government as small as possible to make his hands look bigger.
January 29, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Donald Trump shrinking the government as small as possible to make his hands look bigger.
My hobbies include tennis, roller skating and putting Jordan Peterson books behind other books in bookstores.
January 29, 2025 at 2:34 PM
My hobbies include tennis, roller skating and putting Jordan Peterson books behind other books in bookstores.
If anyone wrote a villain putting baby mice in a blender every morning to feed his pet hawk, the studio notes would come back saying too much, what is wrong with you
January 29, 2025 at 2:32 PM
If anyone wrote a villain putting baby mice in a blender every morning to feed his pet hawk, the studio notes would come back saying too much, what is wrong with you
Why is it I have my best ideas whilst in the middle of a shower or driving along the M4, both places where writing anything down is impossible/illegal
January 29, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Why is it I have my best ideas whilst in the middle of a shower or driving along the M4, both places where writing anything down is impossible/illegal
I love fantasy books so much but why is everyone called a name that cannot be spoken aloud. If she has to fall in love does it have to be with Dragon Wing Captain Lieutenant Xerserian Pzycshnitzervloom???
January 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I love fantasy books so much but why is everyone called a name that cannot be spoken aloud. If she has to fall in love does it have to be with Dragon Wing Captain Lieutenant Xerserian Pzycshnitzervloom???