hopping in the Bigfoot mobile

i fucking agree. he was so cool and funny and was like, one of the only men i've ever met online who never annoyed me

secret 😇

are you a bad enough dude to take care of me for the entire rest of my life

size 6 27" circulars which I know I have I just gotta look

god please I need you all to assemble a team

you sound like that pesky guy who is always trying to get my workers to unionize

they're going to hate my new coffee shop where everyone has to make comic books woke :(

WHO could disagree with this ! and so many responses are like, 'if you can't make coffee at home you should be dead' like... i'm just talkin bout how fun it is to get coffee and see people from around the neighborhood, bud

i would agree (stephen a. smith voice) BUT they're referencing another existing denim company's ad which is a really weird choice for a denim company unless they really wanted to say this.

LOL someone is harassing me on twitter rn over an unrelated gretchen post (something about YA being boring) and told me i need to wear concealer