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Kin Goliard
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Chunky dog or deer!!! Thirties. Ough.
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These creatures in Dead Space 2 are more upsetting than the exploding baby zombies
A poster advertising Extinct Animal Friend... plushies? Figures? They all have giant staring eyes, the worst being a neon orange chimp staring into your soul.
November 5, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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We found a fucking giant mushroom
A giant fuckoff mushroom baby!!! Doggy sit by mushroom, unimpresssed
November 5, 2025 at 9:09 AM
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The new Jackbox is fun
A cookie painted in Cookie Haus, the new game in Jackbox 11. The icing curiously makes it resemble... well. I shan't say. It wouldn't do. But... it certainly does seem to resemble Tony the Tiger's fat cock and nuts glazed in semen...
October 26, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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They're doing fucked up school cake at the bakery. The eye is gummy. Its so nasty and I feel like a feral little ghoul when I devour it.
A piece of chocolate school cake with orange icing and colorful sprinkles. A gummy eye sits on top.
October 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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What flavour is Kin woah....
Gay deer fursona with long hair and a floral t shirt Fanta Fruit Twist!!!
September 7, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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Gromit trip
A brindle dog looks at a painted Gromit statue A keg painted to look like a dog A long dark stone tunnel An abstract metal statue
August 9, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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The Railway Path
A curving path set on what used to be a railway, with elevated platforms either side An old stone window with metal sculptures of trains set in An old stone window with metal sculptures of runners set it An old stone window with metal sculptures of cyclists set in
August 9, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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Marley also drew me this and I have no idea what my t shirt says but I know she loves meeee
Kin as an ouppy with shaggy long hair and a t-shirt that reads 'idiot' on it
July 31, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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From our Big Walk yesterday
A clear sunny day, a view of rows of houses down a hillside, able to see very far away to great green hills
July 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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He saw a wild rabbit just before this so his brain was a bag full of bees
A brindle dog who is stupid sits in front of a Norbot statue, part of the Gromit Unleashed art trail. The Norbot has a popcorn and sweeties design to it and is called Sweet and Tidy. The dog, Jeff, king moron of stupid hill, is looking distractingly past the camera taking his photo in case more wild rabbits pass by.
July 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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I stole a #mootreats from @highlandheifer.bsky.social and it was crunchy tasty good yorm yorm yorm!!! Biscuit and Brownie...... MORE
Hunky bird man holding up Yorkie bar...
June 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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I love Eastville Park
A small waterfall in a lush green forest A lake with an island in the middle, and lots of greenery A rippling lake surrounded by trees A fallen tree collapsed halfway across a lake
May 21, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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Imprisoned for baby crimes
A brindle dog in a cone, smiling A brindle dog in a cone, frowning
April 26, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Disapproving deer
April 2, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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In more important news we designed Sanrio characters. I designed Buck My Life Gottam, a deer with squiggly antlers. In Sanrio style, his background is that he likes Vimto and keeps stumbling on murder scenes by accident
Three doodled characters, in supposed Sanrio style. One is a deer with squiggle antlers called Buck My Life Gottam, one is a cat with giant eyes called Gatzooks, and one is a fox called For Fox Sake Buck My Life Gottam looks nervous, glances away, does a karate kick, and kisses himself Buck My Life Gottam runs after Gatzooks as he rolls away. He also jumps up and down.
February 23, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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He's the oldest baby in the world and he has every disease known to humanity
A sleeping brindle dog with his face smooshed in an unflattering way, and his mouth hanging open to show his little teefies
February 2, 2025 at 9:51 AM
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Kin-coded characters
Pompompurin Gromit Angus from Night in the Woods Knuckles from Sonic Boom
February 1, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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He did not ask to be born
A brindle dog in a beanie that says 'I did not ask to be born'
December 31, 2024 at 9:58 PM
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Oh my God this gif is six pixels but she is a HOT BITCH
Nikki in a Marilyn Monroe inspired sexy outfit Nikki in a hot summer fit Nikki in a fucking miracle outfit that's all green and gorgeous and frilly Nikki in her pink birthday magical girl outfit
December 20, 2024 at 9:20 PM
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We watched the Invisible Man (2020). It's fucked up!!! Good tho. Gorgeous cinematography. I did my Xmas shopping too today so now I'm sleepy and gay.
Sleepy doggy... he have he eyes closed and he have brindle fur...
December 19, 2024 at 12:24 AM
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Off until Monday!! Gonna finish Xmas shopping, visit parents at the weekend, aaaand otherwise just fuck around yesss
Pixelated horse sprints down vent, stops, stares at you. Gif does not loop.
December 17, 2024 at 7:56 PM
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We played Marvel Rivals and someone on our team was called GayCumGaming and Marley found his YouTube channel. Good for him.
GayCumGamings YouTube is mostly homoerotic Overwatch clips called Cumtages
December 13, 2024 at 12:31 AM
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Sunset lights the sky in pinks and oranges, in a park of big green open fields with trees dotting the landscape
December 10, 2024 at 4:14 PM
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December 7, 2024 at 10:41 AM
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It's fricken wimby
A toppled old tree in a park A bin crushed by a fallen tree in a park
December 7, 2024 at 10:20 AM