Jawaking
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Jawaking
@kingofjawakings.bsky.social
Oh. Yeah, sell that.
March 30, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I don’t even want the Counterspell or Smothering Tithe. Just the Fred Dismember would have been fine.
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March 30, 2025 at 3:24 AM
My sincerest condolences.
March 30, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I’d keep that just for the baseplate.
March 30, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Catching the early bird special at Golden Corral?
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March 19, 2025 at 8:18 PM
How did you take these photos with boxing gloves on?
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March 19, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Do I need to make a slide show?
March 19, 2025 at 3:53 PM
And then gaming the race so she’d have two chances at the Aetherspark? Ugh.

I don’t know what I’d done if she’d won. And I totally expected her to.
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March 13, 2025 at 10:13 AM
I used to like Chandra. I tried to collect them all. But during MoM, I felt she had a “needs of the few outweighs the needs of the many”viewpoint. Then I was done.
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March 13, 2025 at 9:57 AM
I don’t know how to get the 2nd one, but I’ve always wanted to find a way to use this.
March 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Sometimes people say the weirdest things. Once at a Best Buy in Tennessee, I saw a lady grab her kid who was misbehaving and angrily said, “We’re not in Georgia anymore.”
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March 12, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Sorry that wasn’t the correct gif but I thought it was apropos.

Here’s the correct one.
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March 9, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Isn’t that a Godzilla villain?
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March 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I figured it would be this one instead.
March 9, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Does this mean you’re at least doing a cinematic match?
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March 9, 2025 at 2:38 AM
In response, I’d like to present Exhibit A:
March 9, 2025 at 12:40 AM
*looks at one, maybe two complete decks and multiple stacks of cards for ideas of decks*

Am I skipping the middle man by not putting them together in the first place?
March 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
If @hobbesq.bolasgang.com didn’t make you say “I hate Cabal Coffers” are we even living?
March 8, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Who do you think you are? Tom Brady?
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March 7, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I hope we get a reprint of one of these with that picture.
March 7, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Sorry. I love the Scars block.
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March 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM