oh my god it takes so much self-discipline literally, i had to sternly force myself not to argue with the fuckin human pet guy the other day

Mick its bc when you were like that you got pushed out of like 3 consecutive jobs. eat your dinner and get drunk

revising earlier claim: im here for your dracula posts, sparkling personality, and immaculate taste in music

fuck those idiots, I’m here for your dracula posts and sparkling personality 😡

I’ve heard enough I’m investing my life’s savings

oh my god that fuckass ad where the dude in the hot tub surrounded by girls is like “I don’t even know facts or details about the sports I’m betting on, and I won money!” drives me up a wall, it’s so manipulative

I like it a lot he looks so cute and pookie

ez clap

actually being so overdramatic lmfao I’m nearly done with my shitty patch job

Madame Web and Challengers have the same ranking, girl…….