i did automatically wake up at 4am but i did Not get up and i Did go back to eepy

only problem is that i need to play fallout 4 far harbour because ive never played it before

equivalent to having a crisis is gauging my ears further

i could compare fucking dork diaries + confessions of georgia nicholson. I COULD COMPARE THOSE TWO. EASILY!

(is this giving anyone an idea of the kind of books i like to read. the answer is books about people with Problems, for i have many)

i could pluck two books of the same genre off my shelf right now and compare them easily. speak + girl in pieces. until whatever + glass girl. fault in our stars + simon vs. the homosapiens agenda. alice, i think + otherwise known as sheila the great. vibes + dirty little secrets.

jabbing at my mom's english professor. she is writing an essay comparing grandma's boy to the 40 year old virgin.

in short this is to say i give up on rule enforcement because frankly i cannot do it alone. people who run in retail stores, i hope you fall and get hurt. yes even the children whose parents have let them loose on recently waxed flooring. i hope you all fall and get hurt.

(this is about me doing retail work)