King Luc
@kingluc.bsky.social
I’m a guy who knows literally nothing about how to code
And I want to make a game called John frunkle
And another game called racist wizard
I guarantee you will not guess the plots to the games
And I want to make a game called John frunkle
And another game called racist wizard
I guarantee you will not guess the plots to the games
Bro I just bought a 4.4 BILLION YEAR old zircon crystal for $150aud
Life is good
Btw the earth is only 4.543 billion years old
So this rock is only 143 million years younger than the fucking earth
Life is good
Btw the earth is only 4.543 billion years old
So this rock is only 143 million years younger than the fucking earth
December 16, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Bro I just bought a 4.4 BILLION YEAR old zircon crystal for $150aud
Life is good
Btw the earth is only 4.543 billion years old
So this rock is only 143 million years younger than the fucking earth
Life is good
Btw the earth is only 4.543 billion years old
So this rock is only 143 million years younger than the fucking earth
I defy god with every single action I do
And on this faithful day he has chosen to punish me for my sacrilegious and heretical actions
I have been shitting my guts out for 20 minutes
Definitely not because I ate 50 McDonalds chicken nuggets
And on this faithful day he has chosen to punish me for my sacrilegious and heretical actions
I have been shitting my guts out for 20 minutes
Definitely not because I ate 50 McDonalds chicken nuggets
November 15, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I defy god with every single action I do
And on this faithful day he has chosen to punish me for my sacrilegious and heretical actions
I have been shitting my guts out for 20 minutes
Definitely not because I ate 50 McDonalds chicken nuggets
And on this faithful day he has chosen to punish me for my sacrilegious and heretical actions
I have been shitting my guts out for 20 minutes
Definitely not because I ate 50 McDonalds chicken nuggets
You ever shit so hard you think about
your place in the universe
You question everything you've ever known
You fear the infinite nothing of the universe after it's unavoidable death
I did
And when I screamed in fear to god
He screamed back
your place in the universe
You question everything you've ever known
You fear the infinite nothing of the universe after it's unavoidable death
I did
And when I screamed in fear to god
He screamed back
October 14, 2025 at 12:10 PM
You ever shit so hard you think about
your place in the universe
You question everything you've ever known
You fear the infinite nothing of the universe after it's unavoidable death
I did
And when I screamed in fear to god
He screamed back
your place in the universe
You question everything you've ever known
You fear the infinite nothing of the universe after it's unavoidable death
I did
And when I screamed in fear to god
He screamed back
I really want to make a game called John frunkle where you play as John frunkle the tax accountant
And every 5 seconds you hear a voice that says beat your meat
And you need to not do that in your place of work
And every 5 seconds you hear a voice that says beat your meat
And you need to not do that in your place of work
August 27, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I really want to make a game called John frunkle where you play as John frunkle the tax accountant
And every 5 seconds you hear a voice that says beat your meat
And you need to not do that in your place of work
And every 5 seconds you hear a voice that says beat your meat
And you need to not do that in your place of work
You guys ever get the primal urge to start a Neolithic cult that worships Mēnô
I do like every other week
Will say it is a lot of fun
Would recommend
I do like every other week
Will say it is a lot of fun
Would recommend
June 30, 2025 at 7:14 PM
You guys ever get the primal urge to start a Neolithic cult that worships Mēnô
I do like every other week
Will say it is a lot of fun
Would recommend
I do like every other week
Will say it is a lot of fun
Would recommend
I like my women how I like my pizza
Cooked in the oven for 20 minutes
Cooked in the oven for 20 minutes
April 24, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I like my women how I like my pizza
Cooked in the oven for 20 minutes
Cooked in the oven for 20 minutes
i'm the type of guy to go into an all American diner and order one pancake with forty seven pickles on it and complain to the chef why are there pickles
November 17, 2024 at 1:15 AM
i'm the type of guy to go into an all American diner and order one pancake with forty seven pickles on it and complain to the chef why are there pickles
Pansexual should be renamed to bisexual+ or bi+
November 17, 2024 at 1:14 AM
Pansexual should be renamed to bisexual+ or bi+
Man i had such a fun week i went to the Mystery Flesh Pit National Park i got to see god's mistake, greater gastric sea, my little brother getting torn to shreds by a Abyssal Copepod, the north bronchial forest, so yea i had a great time
November 17, 2024 at 1:14 AM
Man i had such a fun week i went to the Mystery Flesh Pit National Park i got to see god's mistake, greater gastric sea, my little brother getting torn to shreds by a Abyssal Copepod, the north bronchial forest, so yea i had a great time
Y'all ever get the ice cream out of the freezer and when you go to get a scoop you realise someone replaced the ice cream with fire
November 17, 2024 at 1:14 AM
Y'all ever get the ice cream out of the freezer and when you go to get a scoop you realise someone replaced the ice cream with fire
Don't you guys just hate it when you find a wormhole to the 5th dimension in your cereal
November 17, 2024 at 1:13 AM
Don't you guys just hate it when you find a wormhole to the 5th dimension in your cereal
What is your favourite flavour of azidoazide azide mine is apple blackcurrant
November 17, 2024 at 1:13 AM
What is your favourite flavour of azidoazide azide mine is apple blackcurrant
You ever hit on a girl and then you realise it was a pile of mayonnaise
November 17, 2024 at 1:13 AM
You ever hit on a girl and then you realise it was a pile of mayonnaise
y'all eat uranium 238 before or after enrichment
November 17, 2024 at 1:12 AM
y'all eat uranium 238 before or after enrichment
oh fiddlesticks i dropped the child what am i going to eat now
November 17, 2024 at 1:12 AM
oh fiddlesticks i dropped the child what am i going to eat now
Just because my daughter is a bird does not mean I am a bird nor had any relations with a bird.
My daughter/bird was spawned from the darkness she is a immortal creature and will be here long after you depart this world.
My daughter/bird was spawned from the darkness she is a immortal creature and will be here long after you depart this world.
November 17, 2024 at 1:12 AM
Just because my daughter is a bird does not mean I am a bird nor had any relations with a bird.
My daughter/bird was spawned from the darkness she is a immortal creature and will be here long after you depart this world.
My daughter/bird was spawned from the darkness she is a immortal creature and will be here long after you depart this world.