I tried so hard to not make a face at him. I failed miserably.
“They only ever ate home food”

Most efficient way to eat salad!

Is this lawyer-ese for “we’re totally pretending but actually…no”?

After all, with a lawyers’ command of the English language, they could be using a technicality that “President Trumps” is a different person than “President Trump”.

(Please? This is too dumb and I’m grasping at straws here)

I love them. They made my day a little brighter.

Thank you for sharing them.

They are only called by the full hobbit names when they are in big trouble.

And the vet thinks Pippin is a boy, despite being a tortie.

Cat name twinsies!

My Pippin is judgy, but super timid. My Merry mainly has elevator music going on before she occasionally does something weirdly smart.

I cannot drink the alternative milks. I would love to be super eco friendly, but I am not able to cut anything else out of my diet due to allergies and such.

Unfortunately, the people who need to learn these lessons are very unlikely to actually read ANYTHING and will just go along with what the TV says to them.

Good catch! Updated with a lil’ bio!