King Laurel
@kinglaurel.bsky.social
portland-area rock band (in the making)
Gather up your hooorrrseeeesss
July 20, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Gather up your hooorrrseeeesss
It’s literally become the modern party of lies. What do you expect?
July 20, 2025 at 3:35 AM
It’s literally become the modern party of lies. What do you expect?
I think people are forgetting this was T***p years and years ago, before the rambling old man we see today. He thought he was a powerful playboy. Would 2025 T write this? No way. But this was 2003 and T was a completely different guy.
July 19, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I think people are forgetting this was T***p years and years ago, before the rambling old man we see today. He thought he was a powerful playboy. Would 2025 T write this? No way. But this was 2003 and T was a completely different guy.
“Harry Trumpan was weak, a fraud, and many say he was a loser. A friend of cricked Hilary. People say Tubman was so unpopular, the likes of which America has never Sean. Thank you for your attention to this matter.”
July 18, 2025 at 4:02 AM
“Harry Trumpan was weak, a fraud, and many say he was a loser. A friend of cricked Hilary. People say Tubman was so unpopular, the likes of which America has never Sean. Thank you for your attention to this matter.”
I can’t wait for people to start drawing nude sharpie images around t***p holding up all of his executive orders
July 18, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I can’t wait for people to start drawing nude sharpie images around t***p holding up all of his executive orders
I remember working in a stereotypically conservative job shortly after Obama got elected. Every day the boss would gather us around and ask us if we’d gotten our “Obama check” in the mail yet. 1.5 decades later, I can report I’ve received many COVID “Trump checks,” yet never an Obama check.
July 18, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I remember working in a stereotypically conservative job shortly after Obama got elected. Every day the boss would gather us around and ask us if we’d gotten our “Obama check” in the mail yet. 1.5 decades later, I can report I’ve received many COVID “Trump checks,” yet never an Obama check.
Also sorry, this isn’t a distraction. This is potentially the largest across-the-board political coverup of any of our lifetimes. This could upend the global power structure completely. Anyone suggesting it’s “a distraction” might be worried they’re about to personally lose their own power.
July 18, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Also sorry, this isn’t a distraction. This is potentially the largest across-the-board political coverup of any of our lifetimes. This could upend the global power structure completely. Anyone suggesting it’s “a distraction” might be worried they’re about to personally lose their own power.
To quote Mike Johnson just a couple days ago: "God miraculously saved the president's life -- I think it's undeniable -- and he did it for an obvious purpose. His presidency and his life are the fruits of divine providence. He points that out all the time and he's right to do so."
July 18, 2025 at 3:36 AM
To quote Mike Johnson just a couple days ago: "God miraculously saved the president's life -- I think it's undeniable -- and he did it for an obvious purpose. His presidency and his life are the fruits of divine providence. He points that out all the time and he's right to do so."
Nope. They were in a public place and assumed they wouldn’t get caught. But they accidentally were, and because of the internet there’s just a global audience.
You’re trying to conflate people doing bad things to others with people being caught doing bad things.
You’re trying to conflate people doing bad things to others with people being caught doing bad things.
July 18, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Nope. They were in a public place and assumed they wouldn’t get caught. But they accidentally were, and because of the internet there’s just a global audience.
You’re trying to conflate people doing bad things to others with people being caught doing bad things.
You’re trying to conflate people doing bad things to others with people being caught doing bad things.
Ooooh so that’s why they voted to not debate/release the Epstein files. Covering up predators is gods will
July 15, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Ooooh so that’s why they voted to not debate/release the Epstein files. Covering up predators is gods will
If I had a dollar for every “end is ______” product I’ve seen/bought, I’d have dozens of dollars…and we’re all still here, and “god” is still allowing his empire to soil itself
July 7, 2025 at 3:27 AM
If I had a dollar for every “end is ______” product I’ve seen/bought, I’d have dozens of dollars…and we’re all still here, and “god” is still allowing his empire to soil itself
I’ll have to look into this. All I know is having to deal with the paywall for all my east portland-area news
July 4, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I’ll have to look into this. All I know is having to deal with the paywall for all my east portland-area news
One of the Pamplin Media Group papers should print this article
July 2, 2025 at 2:54 PM
One of the Pamplin Media Group papers should print this article
This episode was UNHINGED. Thank you so much for making it!
July 1, 2025 at 5:39 AM
This episode was UNHINGED. Thank you so much for making it!
It shouldn’t be possible, yet here we are. They should be contractors or SES’ers at best. A real slap in the face to all who’ve actually served.
June 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
It shouldn’t be possible, yet here we are. They should be contractors or SES’ers at best. A real slap in the face to all who’ve actually served.
Don’t worry, they’ll brief congress about it on Tuesday.
June 22, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Don’t worry, they’ll brief congress about it on Tuesday.
I think it’s spelled “Gob”
June 21, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I think it’s spelled “Gob”
So T***p’s font size is so large his phone screen shows like four words per line?!
June 17, 2025 at 5:16 PM
So T***p’s font size is so large his phone screen shows like four words per line?!
Damn Jimmy Carter, you really were the rock and roll President.
June 16, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Damn Jimmy Carter, you really were the rock and roll President.
“Move, you’re blocking the sidewalk,” - said to a pedestrian walking on the sidewalk…by a guy on a horse on a sidewalk?!
June 16, 2025 at 12:36 AM
“Move, you’re blocking the sidewalk,” - said to a pedestrian walking on the sidewalk…by a guy on a horse on a sidewalk?!