Ah McCance "[it was] about ideas, about society, about a future that people believed they could shape. "

It certainly wasn't about a future use as an office building. That place gave me so many grey hairs working in desktop support

Wait until he finds out about the Hebrides. He'll be lecturing the Gaelic speakers about not being British

Boris?

Nah, I'm not daft enough to wave scissors around down there

Right, that's it, time to roll back universal suffrage. The public can't be trusted to vote anymore

They haven't even started yet. #Dollgate

We couldn't even deal with the Fraggles

So no one else uses the kitchen scissors and blows them clean before putting them back in the drawer, no?

Can you imagine the nightmare they'd have signing up for anything over the phone?

- What's your name?
- Adolf Wimpy
- No,but really, what's your name?
- Adolf Wimpy
- If you're not going to treat this seriously I'm ending the call.... madam.

Funnily enough I used to work for a large bank and every time we did a high risk IT change, we would be asked "what would the Daily Mail headline be if this went tits up?"

Seems that everyone acknowledges the calm, reasoned response of the average DM reader

You must be fun at stand up shows

<Jesus bursts into the temple>
<Merchants and lenders look furtive>
Jesus: right lads, I know a good offshore tax scheme you can all use. Means you don't need to distribute that wealth

Remove your roof to avoid paying taxes. Checkmate, Commies!

I've no idea what's going on here

Still more child friendly than Watership Down