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Conner of Kinghorn
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Joined for the friendlier atmosphere. Stayed for the lack of spam bots.
Ah McCance "[it was] about ideas, about society, about a future that people believed they could shape. "

It certainly wasn't about a future use as an office building. That place gave me so many grey hairs working in desktop support
December 4, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Wait until he finds out about the Hebrides. He'll be lecturing the Gaelic speakers about not being British
December 4, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Boris?
December 4, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Nah, I'm not daft enough to wave scissors around down there
December 3, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Right, that's it, time to roll back universal suffrage. The public can't be trusted to vote anymore
December 2, 2025 at 11:05 PM
They haven't even started yet. #Dollgate
December 2, 2025 at 10:24 PM
We couldn't even deal with the Fraggles
December 2, 2025 at 8:25 PM
So no one else uses the kitchen scissors and blows them clean before putting them back in the drawer, no?
December 1, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Can you imagine the nightmare they'd have signing up for anything over the phone?

- What's your name?
- Adolf Wimpy
- No,but really, what's your name?
- Adolf Wimpy
- If you're not going to treat this seriously I'm ending the call.... madam.
December 1, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Funnily enough I used to work for a large bank and every time we did a high risk IT change, we would be asked "what would the Daily Mail headline be if this went tits up?"

Seems that everyone acknowledges the calm, reasoned response of the average DM reader
November 30, 2025 at 10:48 AM
You must be fun at stand up shows
November 30, 2025 at 10:36 AM
<Jesus bursts into the temple>
<Merchants and lenders look furtive>
Jesus: right lads, I know a good offshore tax scheme you can all use. Means you don't need to distribute that wealth
November 28, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Remove your roof to avoid paying taxes. Checkmate, Commies!
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I've no idea what's going on here
November 27, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Still more child friendly than Watership Down
November 27, 2025 at 1:46 PM