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KingFaceCrush
@kingfacecrush.bsky.social
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I'm just a big fuzzy dumbass.
I'm a storyteller, a writer,
a big belly hairy chest barbarian.
I enjoy beard scratches & head pats.
LGBTQ person. Puerto Rican/European Fusion. Nonmonogamy.
Mature Content 🔞
https://kingfacecrush.carrd.com
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kingfacecrush.bsky.social
The true MVP of #Dispatch.
A orange cat mascot holding two coffee mugs that say SDN
November 21, 2025 at 2:25 PM
kingfacecrush.bsky.social
Yeah this just makes sense to me.
I interact with posts of the center people daily.
The majority of the list is trans girls, NSFW artists, or she/they witches.
I'm a simple man, i like what I like. 🤣
#skircle #gamer #lgbtq #polyamorous #nerd
A circle of circles featuring profile pictures of the people i interact with the most.
November 7, 2025 at 5:13 AM
kingfacecrush.bsky.social
This might be my favorite photo of myself.
A heavyset bald man(me) with a beard sits in a secret labs witcher 3 themed chair. He has burly eyebrows and is writing appears beneath him. It says "something about a fresh shave & trim makes me feel 🥵🔥💪"
October 9, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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This quote from Andor feels fitting to real life atm.
A background of a sunrise crawling over a mountain. The quote is from the star wars series Andor. "There will be times when the struggle seems impossible. I know this already. Alone, unsure, dwarfed by the scale of the enemy. Remember this. Freedom is a pure idea. It occurs spontaneously and without instruction. Random acts of insurrection are occurring constantly throughout the galaxy. There are whole armies, battalions that have no idea that they've already enlisted in the cause. Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward. And then remember this. The Imperial need for control is so desperate because it is so unnatural. Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that. And know this: the day will come when all these skirmishes and battles, these moments of defiance will have flooded the banks of the Empire's authority and then there will be one too many. One single thing will break the siege. Remember this. Try."
September 19, 2025 at 1:34 PM
kingfacecrush.bsky.social
This moment will forever be my favorite moment in Andor.
Nemik's speech could be applied to so many points in human history, including...no especially the present. #Andor #StarWars #Rebellion #America #Hope
A picture of a young man in a wool hat and fingerless gloves saying "and then remember this: the Imperial need for control is so desperate because it is so unnatural. Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember That. And know this, the day will come when all these skirmishes and battles, these moments of defiance, will have flooded the banks of the Empires authority and then there will be one too many. One single thing will break the siege. Remember this, Try."
August 21, 2025 at 2:03 PM
kingfacecrush.bsky.social
Here. Have a puppy pic to bless your timeline. The Emperor Protects. (Her name is Astrid and she's as precious as she looks.)
A grey, black, and white Alaskan Malamute puppy with ginger ears is laying on a blue towel inside a shopping cart. Various bags of dog food can be seen in the background. She has a speckled nose and a rainbow bandana.
July 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
kingfacecrush.bsky.social
It's understandable to feel overwhelmed, lost, frozen.
That's the point. They want us to feel unable to do anything.
Every day some new horror.

But evil never wins. It's self defeating. It creates the very rebellion it seeks to destroy. Both in fiction, and in life. #andor #starwars #america
A quote from the Star Wars series Andor in which Karis Nemik, and young brown haired human male says "The pace of repression outstrips out ability to understand it. And that is the real trick of the imperial thought machine. It's easier to hide behind forty atrocities than a single incident."
July 1, 2025 at 10:31 PM
kingfacecrush.bsky.social
Apart from being just a fun, hilarious, horny game I think Date Everything is doing wonders for inclusivity. The body positivity in it is wonderful. So many shapes, sizes, skin tones, etc.

For me watching people thirst over Abel, a large fella like me, has done a lot for how I perceive myself.
Abel from Date Everything. He's a large fella with a beard and chest hair, wearing a plaid shirt, boots, and a cowboy hat. He's themed like a coffee table, with little plates on his shoulders and wood on his clothes.
June 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
kingfacecrush.bsky.social
I've been made away that i in fact do have a type.
Intelligent Witchy Neurodivergent Peoples who hate making choices unless it's to mess with me/cause overall chaos.

ya know what. I regret nothing.
My brain is tiktok audios, my life is a series of memes, and Im happy with who i am. #lgbtq #witchy
A meme of a witch doing a spell with a knight laying in a pentagram. Both people are blushing. There are bottles and blue flame candles. On the wife it reads "My hot witch wife" and the knight says "me doing whatever the hell she wants"
June 9, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Post a random photo otherwise everything goes wrong in June.
A bearded man in glasses wearing a red & black flannel is in front of a woman with red lipstick and dark bangs in a flannel sweater. Both are smiling.
June 1, 2025 at 4:48 AM
kingfacecrush.bsky.social
This makes total sense to me.
Maybe like a couple people i thought would be in different spots, but like 98% accurate for me.
#skircle

Skircle.me
A series of profile pictures all in circles representing the people on bluesky I interact with most.
May 26, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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This makes me nervous for some reason, but sure, give me those honest opinions.
A drawing of a circle with an arrow pointing toward my profile picture. Inside the circle it says "What's your opinion of this user?"
May 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
kingfacecrush.bsky.social
I think about this often because it truly is the best and most emotionally mature way of thinking.
I hope someday I'm a mix of Ted Lasso & Uncle Iroh. I've been working on myself a lot, as we all should. Maybe someday I'll be the man I'd like to see in the mirror.
two images from the show Ted Lasso. A man (Ted Lasso) who looks like ned flanders in a football jacket is speaking. In the top he says "I hope that either all of us or none of us are judged by the actions of our weakest moments." in the next he says "but rather by the strength we show when and if we're given a second chance.
May 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
kingfacecrush.bsky.social
Wine Drunk & Alone is a deadly combo. Time to answer some questions & interact with the online peeps. Wassup online peoples. #ama #ttrpg #nerd #gamer #writer

Send Them. tellonym.me/KingFaceCrus...
Question from both humans and robots on the Tellonym app. I don't trust easy, Lots of people make me smile, dogs give unconditional love, i dont care how many ex's a girl has, and I still read books. (answers to questions summarized.)
May 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
kingfacecrush.bsky.social
Hit me with the comments and questions my peeps.
Also, as much as I talk about not liking people I'm actually really a people person. Much like every human I'm a massive contradiction.
I love to socialize, I just don't vibe with everyone, so I pick my people. #ama #tellonym #communication
A comment from the Tellonym app. It reads, "Ive been thinking about messaging you but im too shy to do it." and I say "dont be shy, time is precious, don't be the thing that holds yourself back."
May 5, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Quoting with Alt Text.
A lot of new star wars shows reach in different directions, expanding the universe & playing with different themes. Andor reaches back, highlighting the original premise of the first trilogy. It really is a well written amazing show. #starwars #fortherepublic #rebels
A scene from star wars Andor. A young man with curly brown hair is shown in 3 frames talking to the main character. He's got a wild expression as he's giving a passionate speech. He says "The pace of oppression outstrips our ability to understand it, and that is the real trick of the Imperial thought machine. It's easier to hide behind 40 atrocities than it is behind a single incident."
April 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM
kingfacecrush.bsky.social
My OC Ragnar Blooddragon both me in cosplay of him & old artwork i had made around 4 years ago.

If you pick me id love to see a look with more scars, no facepaint, & a build more like a strongman. Like Eddie Hall or Thor(god of wars imagining not marvel)
Me in old cosplay of my barbarian oc. Blood splatter on the face, fur covered shoulders, a red tunic. Old artwork on my barbarian oc. A large burly well kept beard, fur shoulders, scars & makeup on his face. A large axe sits on his shoulders.
March 16, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Hey! Me too. Get to know me people of BlueSky. #community #ttrpg #friendship
A blue picture with a butterfly. It has 40 questions on it, each like requiring me to answer the corresponding question.
March 14, 2025 at 6:38 PM
kingfacecrush.bsky.social
ITS HERE! ITS HERE! YESSS.
I'd stay this is about to become my entire personality but let's be fair, im so obsessed with the witcher it already has been.
#thewitcher #pathofdestiny #boardgames #ttrpg
Boxes containing The Witcher: Path of Destiny board game. The artwork features Geralt, Yenn, Dandelion, Ciri, & Viseimer.
March 14, 2025 at 4:07 PM
kingfacecrush.bsky.social
I can't help but think about this every time I see some new headline lately. In a world full of Zhao's, be an Uncle Iroh. #men #kindness #maturity #lifelessons #inspiration #avatar #atla #ama
a question asked on the Tellonym app asking if compassion was a sign of weakness. I said it wasn't, that weak men are cruel and hateful.
March 12, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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ITS THE MEME
A sticker that quoute Baldurs Gate 3 saying 'You licked a dead spider. dead spider. you licked it. that is something that happened."
March 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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I feel like I know who sent this one in, but, I'm not going to name names. #ttrpg #roleplay #ama
Screenshot from my Tellonym post of a close friend talking about my TTRPG type.
March 5, 2025 at 12:48 AM
kingfacecrush.bsky.social
Hey. Idk who you are. But thanks friend.

#ama #nsfw #truthordare #nerd #ttrpg #roleplay #tellonym
Questions from Tellonym app. Not a question but someone called me a good friend, if kids are a good enough reason not to seperate, whats on my plate today, and are dating apps simplifying the "dating game"
March 4, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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This made me laugh. Reposting with alt text.
A woman lays in a bed, hand in her pants. A quote above her says "touch some grass? As if my handle isn't on my bush right now."
March 1, 2025 at 1:44 PM
kingfacecrush.bsky.social
Bruh these questions are silly. Carry on.
tellonym.me/KingFaceCrus...

#ama #tellonym #nsfw #ttrpg #nerd #roleplay
Me answering Tellonym questions. Im a decent kisser, dont care about gold diggers, and walking makes you more active.
February 27, 2025 at 4:04 AM