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What about in 25 years?
a man with long hair is laughing with another man in a suit
ALT: a man with long hair is laughing with another man in a suit
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2026 at 6:10 PM
February 4, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Mickey and George driving through bat country in a convertible on the way to Vegas
February 2, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Can it kick up the 4D3D3D3 and add sequence "Oyster" or do you have to pay extra for that?
February 1, 2026 at 7:29 PM
You're clearly not watching @jolly-olive.bsky.social who has some solid flow
January 19, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Drake is ghostwriting for her
January 19, 2026 at 5:31 PM
At least the Yankees had the core 4 of homegrown household names. Dodgers are just straight up mercenaries at this point
January 16, 2026 at 3:46 AM
For protection in case one of our guys gets hit
January 14, 2026 at 1:08 AM
I haven't heard the Greek angle. Always thought it was because artists struggled to accurately paint hands (AI also tends to struggle with hands as well) so people just kind of hid them in official portraits
January 2, 2026 at 12:37 AM
The turnpike takes lanes away until exit 5 when it's just 2 lanes in both directions. I understand induced demand but it's an instant traffic jam when the lanes disappear, particularly in warmer months with shore traffic
December 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Shout-out to DC legend Chuck Brown for the sample
November 18, 2025 at 1:06 AM
So hockey, basically?
November 16, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Well he proved that push comes to shove, his political instincts were terrible!
November 4, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Right, the Bergen County Christie crowd now hates Tr**p and the people who lost their minds over COVID lockdowns live in Florida or Monmouth county.

Who knows what would have happened if Christie didn't light his reputation on fire with the stupid GWB stunt.
November 4, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I mean, we're not THAT far removed from Christie or Todd-Whitman even. South Jersey is basically Alabama
November 4, 2025 at 2:25 PM
It's a Greek tragedy really, since we all know how the story sadly ends with him (and his house) getting blown up in Philly
October 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
She puts only ketchup on that sideways hotdog
October 27, 2025 at 11:06 PM
@washingtonpost.com later brooooooo
October 8, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Go read the IMDB descriptions of the cut hell dimension scenes. It's a wild ride
August 20, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Can we please, seriously, nuke the site from orbit?
December 26, 2024 at 1:56 AM
History major but I took Con law I and, because I was told that I am a glutton for punishment, II.

20 years ago now but I've found having even rudimentary knowledge of the big cases has been extremely useful
December 19, 2024 at 2:30 AM