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kingcrabmi.teamlh.social
Lance
@kingcrabmi.teamlh.social
Husband, father, lapsed automotive engineer, Air Force brat, fan of equality & equity, people living their best lives, F1 on purpose-built courses, bike races on roads, and Oxford commas. Containing something shy of multitudes but trying.
I do t know about typos that I just leave in 🤣. Besides, “Be we” can be a new “join us”, as a community screening would surely be.

(Yes, that legitimately happened and it’s probably my most common typo for “don’t”)
December 6, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I love indie films and will search for a way to see it that doesn’t involve Detroit to Fairbanks airfare
December 5, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I wondered what “be we” meant and whether not knowing made me old and out-of-touch!
December 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Needs to be read in Liam Neeson’s voice
November 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Please tell me someone replied “quiet, piggy!”
November 20, 2025 at 3:43 PM
The Appalachian Trail isn’t going to hike itself
November 18, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I feel a little lucky that YouTubeTV is fighting with Disney so I don’t have to see it
November 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Freedom Gliders
November 9, 2025 at 1:34 AM
It took me out both days. Ugh
November 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM
It’s still the right thing to do. Wish it was easier on you
November 1, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Won’t someone think of cinnamon rolls and other baked goods? 😢
September 30, 2025 at 11:42 AM
That’s beautiful! 🤣
September 30, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Hopefully we can evolve to the point where we no longer misinterpret a love of pancakes as a hatred of waffles
September 30, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Aren’t all of those items legal to possess?
September 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
They’d call it Projectile 2025
September 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Amber Ruffin being disinvited from the White House Correspondents Dinner this year? Thanks, brave defenders of a free press

apnews.com/article/ambe...
Comic Amber Ruffin cut from White House correspondents' event after angering Trump team
Comic Amber Ruffin is off the bill at the annual White House Correspondents Association dinner in Washington.
apnews.com
September 19, 2025 at 6:28 PM
They already have no idea what story this is
September 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
A cone about two hours ago!
August 28, 2025 at 2:58 AM
This is the way
August 24, 2025 at 2:48 PM
A law professor who tries to educate is not an unfathomable mystery
August 14, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I’m in favor of drinks. And all of this
August 12, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Looking forward to the stewards concluding “no further investigation” or inconsequential 5 second penalty
August 3, 2025 at 1:55 PM
“Shared contagion” seems pretty damned disapproving too, but I’m just a retired engineer, what do I know about words?
August 1, 2025 at 12:44 PM