Clars
@kingclars.bsky.social
Pokemon Trainer | Software Engineer | ADHDad
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Google developer #1: "That's it. Our search engine is simple, efficient, and reliable. It's perfect. We're done."
Google developer #2, presumably: "But wouldn't it be *more* perfect if the first search result was always a robot who mansplained your search results to you incorrectly?"
Google developer #2, presumably: "But wouldn't it be *more* perfect if the first search result was always a robot who mansplained your search results to you incorrectly?"
September 1, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Google developer #1: "That's it. Our search engine is simple, efficient, and reliable. It's perfect. We're done."
Google developer #2, presumably: "But wouldn't it be *more* perfect if the first search result was always a robot who mansplained your search results to you incorrectly?"
Google developer #2, presumably: "But wouldn't it be *more* perfect if the first search result was always a robot who mansplained your search results to you incorrectly?"
I miss when pro wrestling gimmicks were just
You're just a prison guard.
That dude over there is a fuckin clown.
That guy's dead or something.
Witch doctor/pimp.
You're just a prison guard.
That dude over there is a fuckin clown.
That guy's dead or something.
Witch doctor/pimp.
August 23, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I miss when pro wrestling gimmicks were just
You're just a prison guard.
That dude over there is a fuckin clown.
That guy's dead or something.
Witch doctor/pimp.
You're just a prison guard.
That dude over there is a fuckin clown.
That guy's dead or something.
Witch doctor/pimp.
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Gonna start referring to productivity software like people talk about video games.
"Oh yeah Google Docs is a Cloud-bases Word-like."
"Trello is a Lanestyle Jiracore Tasklike"
"Only weaklings need to use a Pomodoro to get through Sheetstyle work."
"Oh yeah Google Docs is a Cloud-bases Word-like."
"Trello is a Lanestyle Jiracore Tasklike"
"Only weaklings need to use a Pomodoro to get through Sheetstyle work."
August 22, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Gonna start referring to productivity software like people talk about video games.
"Oh yeah Google Docs is a Cloud-bases Word-like."
"Trello is a Lanestyle Jiracore Tasklike"
"Only weaklings need to use a Pomodoro to get through Sheetstyle work."
"Oh yeah Google Docs is a Cloud-bases Word-like."
"Trello is a Lanestyle Jiracore Tasklike"
"Only weaklings need to use a Pomodoro to get through Sheetstyle work."
Nothing like a margarita at 1:30 pm on a Tuesday.
March 18, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Nothing like a margarita at 1:30 pm on a Tuesday.
I don't get why everyone is always like, "You need to stop and smell the roses."
I tried. They just smelled like sneeze.
I tried. They just smelled like sneeze.
March 17, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I don't get why everyone is always like, "You need to stop and smell the roses."
I tried. They just smelled like sneeze.
I tried. They just smelled like sneeze.
I lost a good friend yesterday. I wish I would have kept in touch better.
Tell your people you love them.
Tell your people you love them.
March 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I lost a good friend yesterday. I wish I would have kept in touch better.
Tell your people you love them.
Tell your people you love them.
Everyone needs a mentor. Go getcha one. Go get as many as you can.
To the people that know shit, be a mentor.
Forge connections
Develop and Teach skills
Learn from each other
Build community
Don't settle
Fuck complacency.
To the people that know shit, be a mentor.
Forge connections
Develop and Teach skills
Learn from each other
Build community
Don't settle
Fuck complacency.
March 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Everyone needs a mentor. Go getcha one. Go get as many as you can.
To the people that know shit, be a mentor.
Forge connections
Develop and Teach skills
Learn from each other
Build community
Don't settle
Fuck complacency.
To the people that know shit, be a mentor.
Forge connections
Develop and Teach skills
Learn from each other
Build community
Don't settle
Fuck complacency.
Maybe 35 is the year I'll finally get my shit together.
February 3, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Maybe 35 is the year I'll finally get my shit together.
Anyone else having an overwhelmingly positive experience scrolling RedNote? #RedNote #TikTokBan #Merica
January 19, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Anyone else having an overwhelmingly positive experience scrolling RedNote? #RedNote #TikTokBan #Merica