He really might be one of the most unloved people on the planet

"but my cat can't just stay at home blablah it won't obey"
The rational one was supposed to be you

The trait can’t be the focal point of the character, it has to help make the character feel more unique and vibrant

The least incriminating thing I could say is that after years of fucking with millions it’s good that they’re afraid

I have something to say but I don’t think the government would like it

This will certainly age well

As it should be

Yeah when people hate on new big stuff like that just for the sake of it it’s super corny