We’re all just wading in the water with these barrel jeans, huh? We’re wearing high waters with a PR team!

If “A scheme setup by Cecil” is t the name of these upcoming marriedtomedicine episode reviews I don’t want it! - Cecil said he’s producing this season 😂

When ya'll clean your carpets do you apply the carpet fresher like you season catfish or am I trippin? #holidaycleaning

Newsflash little buddy we don’t even have those! But keep flaying and rolling on the ground…

Now I’m verbally boxing out with an almost 3 year old about having a lollipop for breakfast

And to the daycare worker that introduced candy and juice to my toddler WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?! I pray 3 of your tires pop, have the day you deserve

I joined twitter in 2009 and hashtags were an anchoring point. Joining Blue Sky today makes me feel like an auntie. What are the rules? I see no hashtags and therefor no longer know the rules of engagement and protocol