people watch pornography and no one even cares. they just jack off.
i mean guys, what’s become of art? is it all just busting nuts? shooting loads? nusting buts?
idk, man. whatever happened to keeping your penis in your underwear?
anyway, God Bless.
i mean guys, what’s become of art? is it all just busting nuts? shooting loads? nusting buts?
idk, man. whatever happened to keeping your penis in your underwear?
anyway, God Bless.
October 11, 2025 at 9:18 PM
people watch pornography and no one even cares. they just jack off.
i mean guys, what’s become of art? is it all just busting nuts? shooting loads? nusting buts?
idk, man. whatever happened to keeping your penis in your underwear?
anyway, God Bless.
i mean guys, what’s become of art? is it all just busting nuts? shooting loads? nusting buts?
idk, man. whatever happened to keeping your penis in your underwear?
anyway, God Bless.
we’re all sitting here thinking *when* it’s going to happen with *it* of course being *the great depression*
man, got em guys. i Fucking Did It.
man, got em guys. i Fucking Did It.
September 2, 2025 at 6:50 PM
we’re all sitting here thinking *when* it’s going to happen with *it* of course being *the great depression*
man, got em guys. i Fucking Did It.
man, got em guys. i Fucking Did It.
who is the greater threat to america? ding? or dong? serious answers only, please.
September 2, 2025 at 6:47 PM
who is the greater threat to america? ding? or dong? serious answers only, please.
i am an expert at sucking things. they call me the “suck expert.”
need a thing sucked?
call this guy.
but so help me if you ask me to “fuck”. i’m leaving.
okay?
don’t push your luck.
need a thing sucked?
call this guy.
but so help me if you ask me to “fuck”. i’m leaving.
okay?
don’t push your luck.
June 20, 2025 at 10:18 PM
i am an expert at sucking things. they call me the “suck expert.”
need a thing sucked?
call this guy.
but so help me if you ask me to “fuck”. i’m leaving.
okay?
don’t push your luck.
need a thing sucked?
call this guy.
but so help me if you ask me to “fuck”. i’m leaving.
okay?
don’t push your luck.
standing in solidarity with this man who’s penis definitely doesn’t work ✊
February 10, 2025 at 4:55 AM
standing in solidarity with this man who’s penis definitely doesn’t work ✊
i love the craft of writing.
goddamnit.
it’s a play on words.
shut up.
goddamnit.
it’s a play on words.
shut up.
December 17, 2024 at 6:47 PM
i love the craft of writing.
goddamnit.
it’s a play on words.
shut up.
goddamnit.
it’s a play on words.
shut up.
watching dog day afternoon with the boys and talking about how the 70s was woke.
December 17, 2024 at 6:44 PM
watching dog day afternoon with the boys and talking about how the 70s was woke.
perhaps you remember the early internet. the drudge report, blogs about ayn rand, *live journal.* simply a more culture time than this. i want to recapture the feeling of clicking on a tiny url that is goatse.
December 14, 2024 at 1:56 AM
perhaps you remember the early internet. the drudge report, blogs about ayn rand, *live journal.* simply a more culture time than this. i want to recapture the feeling of clicking on a tiny url that is goatse.
i have eaten every red pill i have ever come across and now i have erectile dysfunction, so thanks internet.
December 8, 2024 at 3:06 PM
i have eaten every red pill i have ever come across and now i have erectile dysfunction, so thanks internet.
i would appreciate if congress would not leak the detailed report about how i’m an evil demon that eats babies. that could *potentially* jeopardize my career prospects.
thank you.
thank you.
November 21, 2024 at 6:35 AM
i would appreciate if congress would not leak the detailed report about how i’m an evil demon that eats babies. that could *potentially* jeopardize my career prospects.
thank you.
thank you.
embarrassed to come to social media with this important legal question: is it bad if your lawyer is disbarred for “defrauding clients”?
November 12, 2024 at 6:06 PM
embarrassed to come to social media with this important legal question: is it bad if your lawyer is disbarred for “defrauding clients”?
got a 8 AM business meeting and i’m preparing by doing a couple sets of bicep curls, eating a protein bar and ironing my nicest frilly dress.
November 12, 2024 at 6:02 PM
got a 8 AM business meeting and i’m preparing by doing a couple sets of bicep curls, eating a protein bar and ironing my nicest frilly dress.
talking to my friends at the gym about taking testosterone and the next thing i know, im yelling at a mailbox to get out of my way as i walk down the street.
November 12, 2024 at 5:59 PM
talking to my friends at the gym about taking testosterone and the next thing i know, im yelling at a mailbox to get out of my way as i walk down the street.
it is often said that you cannot make a second first impression — but i contend that if i change my entire face, it is possible.
November 12, 2024 at 3:24 PM
it is often said that you cannot make a second first impression — but i contend that if i change my entire face, it is possible.
people often ask me on the internet: “how many dicks can you fit in your mouth?” and i always reply, with respect, that i am a generous and attentive lover.
one is enough for me. thanks.
one is enough for me. thanks.
November 12, 2024 at 3:09 AM
people often ask me on the internet: “how many dicks can you fit in your mouth?” and i always reply, with respect, that i am a generous and attentive lover.
one is enough for me. thanks.
one is enough for me. thanks.
listen, i don’t do single windsor knots. i’m a man of refined class, a man that demands the elegant look of Baby Huey. i like a tie knot that leaves me with an inch-and-a-half of hang and a conspicuously fat knot. triple - nay - QUADRUPLE windsor. like a true warrior.
November 11, 2024 at 7:37 PM
listen, i don’t do single windsor knots. i’m a man of refined class, a man that demands the elegant look of Baby Huey. i like a tie knot that leaves me with an inch-and-a-half of hang and a conspicuously fat knot. triple - nay - QUADRUPLE windsor. like a true warrior.
i like to show up early at the Jack Off Contest to pull the current champion, Peter Dong aside and as him if his favorite move is Goodfellas.
November 9, 2024 at 9:23 PM
i like to show up early at the Jack Off Contest to pull the current champion, Peter Dong aside and as him if his favorite move is Goodfellas.
pretty crazy how good Pooping can feel.
November 9, 2024 at 9:18 PM
pretty crazy how good Pooping can feel.
I am currently preparing my penis.
That is all. No further questions, please.
That is all. No further questions, please.
November 9, 2024 at 9:16 PM
I am currently preparing my penis.
That is all. No further questions, please.
That is all. No further questions, please.
i already voted and all, but could someone tell me what a tariff is real quick?
November 9, 2024 at 5:04 PM
i already voted and all, but could someone tell me what a tariff is real quick?
i can’t wait to buy a lambo with my trump tariff, which i’m pretty sure is just the government giving me money.
that’s what it is, right?
that’s what it is, right?
November 9, 2024 at 5:03 PM
i can’t wait to buy a lambo with my trump tariff, which i’m pretty sure is just the government giving me money.
that’s what it is, right?
that’s what it is, right?
the riddler and the joker jerking each other off. think about it.
a man in a leather jacket is making a funny face while looking at the camera .
ALT: a man in a leather jacket is making a funny face while looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
October 24, 2024 at 5:32 PM
the riddler and the joker jerking each other off. think about it.
walking around the office, jiggling a handful of jellybeans in my pocket and asking “how bout that foosball?”
October 23, 2024 at 3:11 PM
walking around the office, jiggling a handful of jellybeans in my pocket and asking “how bout that foosball?”
i’m not willing to write erotica, but i am willing to consult for a nominal fee; harry potter and voldemort kiss.
if you use this premise, please mail me ten thousand dollars.
if you use this premise, please mail me ten thousand dollars.
October 23, 2024 at 10:51 AM
i’m not willing to write erotica, but i am willing to consult for a nominal fee; harry potter and voldemort kiss.
if you use this premise, please mail me ten thousand dollars.
if you use this premise, please mail me ten thousand dollars.