let’s…..see how long I’ll last with IG this time around lmao
January 4, 2026 at 4:17 AM
let’s…..see how long I’ll last with IG this time around lmao
Me & my brother stealing ham out the kitchen
December 27, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Me & my brother stealing ham out the kitchen
My brother recently got an medium-ish sized expo board for one of his kids to study with.
He’s had it all afternoon, and has been writing the most horrible dad jokes on them, then going around giggling showing everyone in the house. Individually.
He’s had it all afternoon, and has been writing the most horrible dad jokes on them, then going around giggling showing everyone in the house. Individually.
December 25, 2025 at 12:42 AM
My brother recently got an medium-ish sized expo board for one of his kids to study with.
He’s had it all afternoon, and has been writing the most horrible dad jokes on them, then going around giggling showing everyone in the house. Individually.
He’s had it all afternoon, and has been writing the most horrible dad jokes on them, then going around giggling showing everyone in the house. Individually.
Cheese gon do it everytime.
December 17, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Cheese gon do it everytime.
Omg I’m being haunted by all my ex’s
December 14, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Omg I’m being haunted by all my ex’s
What I’m getting is that 95% of the shows millennials used to watch growing up have aged so, so well.
The comedy stands.
The comedy stands.
December 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
What I’m getting is that 95% of the shows millennials used to watch growing up have aged so, so well.
The comedy stands.
The comedy stands.
Wicked for good was solid, HOWEVER I’d argue apt 1 was a lil better
November 30, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Wicked for good was solid, HOWEVER I’d argue apt 1 was a lil better
Never letting my mom book the flights ever again. 😒
November 29, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Never letting my mom book the flights ever again. 😒
I miss Elliott so bad. I can’t wait to see her tomorrow.
November 29, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I miss Elliott so bad. I can’t wait to see her tomorrow.
Which means it had to have been when I was in the shower playing around for over a fucking hour. Drunk.
November 28, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Which means it had to have been when I was in the shower playing around for over a fucking hour. Drunk.
I spent a good while today asking everyone if they remembered if (when) I fell. Bc again. Why is my knee bruised like this
November 28, 2025 at 7:28 AM
I spent a good while today asking everyone if they remembered if (when) I fell. Bc again. Why is my knee bruised like this
Idk when I fell but I’m sure I did at some point yesterday with my cousins. Bc my knee is bruised.
November 28, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Idk when I fell but I’m sure I did at some point yesterday with my cousins. Bc my knee is bruised.
I forgot we spilled fries in my cousin’s car. Omg there’s shit everywhere in the backseat
November 27, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I forgot we spilled fries in my cousin’s car. Omg there’s shit everywhere in the backseat
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& we’re gonna be drunk AGAIN today bc of that drinking game I brought 😭
November 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
& we’re gonna be drunk AGAIN today bc of that drinking game I brought 😭
Got drunk as hell with my cousins & brother last night. Came back to the Airbnb & stayed in the shower for over an hour
November 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Got drunk as hell with my cousins & brother last night. Came back to the Airbnb & stayed in the shower for over an hour
My uncle & these black Force’s……
November 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
My uncle & these black Force’s……
And that my 3s have occurred. Now it’s time to make room for the 1
November 25, 2025 at 5:08 AM
And that my 3s have occurred. Now it’s time to make room for the 1
My family reminded me things come in 3s. And what a year of 3s this has been.
November 25, 2025 at 5:08 AM
My family reminded me things come in 3s. And what a year of 3s this has been.
Man I’ve missed being with my cousins man.
November 24, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Man I’ve missed being with my cousins man.
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It really is great having a fat ass.
December 31, 2024 at 7:05 PM
It really is great having a fat ass.