@kingastute.bsky.social
That painfully awkward window of time after you unlock your album, waiting to see whether the other person finds you attractive… or quietly disappears.
December 27, 2025 at 6:54 PM
That painfully awkward window of time after you unlock your album, waiting to see whether the other person finds you attractive… or quietly disappears.
I’m not one to envy the social media gays but I, too, want a Cartier bracelet. 🫣
September 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I’m not one to envy the social media gays but I, too, want a Cartier bracelet. 🫣
I usually say:
“I’m ravenous.”
“I’m overtaken by lust,”
or “I’m feeling rather Lecherous.” 🤭
“I’m ravenous.”
“I’m overtaken by lust,”
or “I’m feeling rather Lecherous.” 🤭
September 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I usually say:
“I’m ravenous.”
“I’m overtaken by lust,”
or “I’m feeling rather Lecherous.” 🤭
“I’m ravenous.”
“I’m overtaken by lust,”
or “I’m feeling rather Lecherous.” 🤭
I want my future partner to be kind, intelligent, intellectually curious, have some sort of spiritual practice, be in therapy and/or actively healing childhood trauma, have a desire to love and be loved in return. And be a big nasty — fuck on the balcony during our vacation — ol’ freak.
July 31, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I want my future partner to be kind, intelligent, intellectually curious, have some sort of spiritual practice, be in therapy and/or actively healing childhood trauma, have a desire to love and be loved in return. And be a big nasty — fuck on the balcony during our vacation — ol’ freak.
Every time you’re kind to someone on Grindr they block you. LMFAO
Gays really have to heal man.
Gays really have to heal man.
July 28, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Every time you’re kind to someone on Grindr they block you. LMFAO
Gays really have to heal man.
Gays really have to heal man.
No hate but Fire Island feels less like a vacation & more like a performative thirst trap… just steroidy chaos & social clout cosplay.
P-Town, Mykonos, even the Hamptons have charm. This? Not so much. For what it costs, you could be luxuriating somewhere with actual peace & taste. #justsaying
P-Town, Mykonos, even the Hamptons have charm. This? Not so much. For what it costs, you could be luxuriating somewhere with actual peace & taste. #justsaying
July 21, 2025 at 10:56 AM
No hate but Fire Island feels less like a vacation & more like a performative thirst trap… just steroidy chaos & social clout cosplay.
P-Town, Mykonos, even the Hamptons have charm. This? Not so much. For what it costs, you could be luxuriating somewhere with actual peace & taste. #justsaying
P-Town, Mykonos, even the Hamptons have charm. This? Not so much. For what it costs, you could be luxuriating somewhere with actual peace & taste. #justsaying
Men with bubble butts need to wear panties, lingerie, thongs, and jockstraps. Those are the rules.
At the very least those Brazilian cut briefs.
At the very least those Brazilian cut briefs.
July 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Men with bubble butts need to wear panties, lingerie, thongs, and jockstraps. Those are the rules.
At the very least those Brazilian cut briefs.
At the very least those Brazilian cut briefs.
Saw Superman tonight but the real hero was the silver daddy 3 seats over.
Salt-n-pepper beard, thighs like vengeance, and hoochie shorts clinging to that fat ass like trauma.
We made eye contact like sinners at church but I was with a friend, so no sins were committed. Tragic.
Salt-n-pepper beard, thighs like vengeance, and hoochie shorts clinging to that fat ass like trauma.
We made eye contact like sinners at church but I was with a friend, so no sins were committed. Tragic.
July 16, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Saw Superman tonight but the real hero was the silver daddy 3 seats over.
Salt-n-pepper beard, thighs like vengeance, and hoochie shorts clinging to that fat ass like trauma.
We made eye contact like sinners at church but I was with a friend, so no sins were committed. Tragic.
Salt-n-pepper beard, thighs like vengeance, and hoochie shorts clinging to that fat ass like trauma.
We made eye contact like sinners at church but I was with a friend, so no sins were committed. Tragic.
Attraction isn’t universal. That’s fair.
But there’s something borderline sociopathic about ghosting the moment someone unlock photos on a hookup app.
Is it really that emotionally taxing to type “Not interested?”
#Grindr #Sniffies #Jackd #hookups #hookupapps #appetiquette #gaydating #gaysky
But there’s something borderline sociopathic about ghosting the moment someone unlock photos on a hookup app.
Is it really that emotionally taxing to type “Not interested?”
#Grindr #Sniffies #Jackd #hookups #hookupapps #appetiquette #gaydating #gaysky
July 15, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Attraction isn’t universal. That’s fair.
But there’s something borderline sociopathic about ghosting the moment someone unlock photos on a hookup app.
Is it really that emotionally taxing to type “Not interested?”
#Grindr #Sniffies #Jackd #hookups #hookupapps #appetiquette #gaydating #gaysky
But there’s something borderline sociopathic about ghosting the moment someone unlock photos on a hookup app.
Is it really that emotionally taxing to type “Not interested?”
#Grindr #Sniffies #Jackd #hookups #hookupapps #appetiquette #gaydating #gaysky
I take pride in being independent. But after working two jobs, tackling yard work, working out, cleaning my apt, and doing laundry — today — it’d be nice to come home to a home-cooked meal. Not trying to reinforce outdated gender or role-based stereotypes, but where’s my wife (woman or bottom)? 😅
July 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I take pride in being independent. But after working two jobs, tackling yard work, working out, cleaning my apt, and doing laundry — today — it’d be nice to come home to a home-cooked meal. Not trying to reinforce outdated gender or role-based stereotypes, but where’s my wife (woman or bottom)? 😅
Friend: ‘Your iPhone and Apple Watch both got privacy screens. Is it that deep?’
Me: ‘Sure is. Mind ya business!’
Me: ‘Sure is. Mind ya business!’
May 20, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Friend: ‘Your iPhone and Apple Watch both got privacy screens. Is it that deep?’
Me: ‘Sure is. Mind ya business!’
Me: ‘Sure is. Mind ya business!’
One common misconception is the idea that we must be completely “fixed” before we can experience romantic love. In reality, we are all ongoing works in progress, and the advice to “work on yourself” is often (though not always) a dismissive way for others to avoid offering real empathy —
April 18, 2025 at 8:22 PM
One common misconception is the idea that we must be completely “fixed” before we can experience romantic love. In reality, we are all ongoing works in progress, and the advice to “work on yourself” is often (though not always) a dismissive way for others to avoid offering real empathy —
Alright White Lotus. Y’all need to start getting fucking active. By episode 2, last season, we had prostitutes running amuck in the hotel and a man trying to seduce his friend’s wife with a prosthetic dick.
This season is moving way too damn slow.
This season is moving way too damn slow.
March 6, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Alright White Lotus. Y’all need to start getting fucking active. By episode 2, last season, we had prostitutes running amuck in the hotel and a man trying to seduce his friend’s wife with a prosthetic dick.
This season is moving way too damn slow.
This season is moving way too damn slow.
I’m watching ‘Beyond The Gates’ for the plot.
The plot:
The plot:
February 27, 2025 at 11:29 AM
I’m watching ‘Beyond The Gates’ for the plot.
The plot:
The plot:
Gay apps are a crash course in the art of modern dysfunction: blurry photos; incoherent messages; & an expectation to available during work hrs (& they get angry when you are actually working). The blocking-unblocking games? Shakespearean levels of drama. The men? A pale shadow of their former glory
December 3, 2024 at 7:28 AM
Gay apps are a crash course in the art of modern dysfunction: blurry photos; incoherent messages; & an expectation to available during work hrs (& they get angry when you are actually working). The blocking-unblocking games? Shakespearean levels of drama. The men? A pale shadow of their former glory
Another app, eh?
November 19, 2024 at 9:20 PM
Another app, eh?