Breaking News (satirical):
The Doomsday Clock team invent the shortest time interval known to man in order to accurately predict how close we are to midnight.

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@gamechangers.bsky.social start our charity event in just a few hours, a 57-hour raid relay raising money for @safeinourworld.org

After @shalarissa.bsky.social opens, I'm hosting my first slot of the weekend. 2 games at once - donations switch between them. Cooking Simulator & horror game Wick. 🙃

Hey Bluesky, a reminder that I play horror games... and I'm still not okay with it...

Oh, we can now upload videos up to 3 minutes long on here? For absolutely no reason at all, I'm going to post a video from 2020 I made.

*sip*

I feel very humbled and excited to announce that I was invited into the Twitch Pride Guild! As someone who often does not feel 'queer enough' then this felt very validating for me and wholesome!

Keep being yourselves, everyone. It's important.

I will never get over the pure ENERGY that a mullet gives, even when you've just woken up. Who needs style when you have mullet?

I saw these in the shops and thought I was having a medical crisis. I know only 3 of these words 😅

Saw this sign whilst out. Not sure what it is... but it sounds like new Orc-ish pronouns just dropped!

Don't worry! It clarifies these boundaries a little at the end of the safety page, as well as reassuring that you *won't* get banned for using the wrong labels at the beginning. It's more likely a way to categorize *content* rather than the streamer/personality!

WARA CROFT isn't real, they said. Wario and Lara Croft could never combine, they said. THEY WERE WRONG! Happy Halloween!

I can't believe that Sainsbury's circumcised the pineapples 😰

For my first Twitch clip here on Bluesky, behold a clip where I insult my player character's slow ability to operate an inhaler...