oh dear

aita? (y)

jentucky fried kicken

¿por que no los dos?

riddles are bad! at least the surgeon one is rhetorically interesting, but as a riddle it’s boring because riddles are boring. did anyone ever hear the answer to the riddle of the sphinx and genuinely feel like it was satisfactory rather than the most boring thing ever

this was bound to happen they should never have appointed the coldplay jumbotron man to deputy

it would be a shame if mugshot insecurity discouraged someone from a career of hijinks, critical endorsement for catching a glimpse of yourself in the mirror and thinking “good day for a crime??” though

its a news media innovation

breaking: local council ordinance tiff between inexplicably hot councillors

the Louvre hotties are fake but i’m not complaining!!

why favourite is when SSO is misconfigured and navigates to a default hub view rather than the page you were last going to when it reauthenticates

when you get really, really bored that’s just the essence of the allegory revealing itself to you probably

the Salieri of parliamentary fitness rubbing their hands together evilly 😆

your enthusiasm radiates!