Definitely Eww. The rest of the trip I considered as an exercise in patience, as not only was he insufferable, he was a terrible driver. The universe owes me.
December 1, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Definitely Eww. The rest of the trip I considered as an exercise in patience, as not only was he insufferable, he was a terrible driver. The universe owes me.
My most recent Uber driver remarked that me not having children is ‘unnatural’. Rightio.
November 30, 2025 at 11:44 PM
My most recent Uber driver remarked that me not having children is ‘unnatural’. Rightio.
If their owners can enjoy a holiday, why can’t they?!
November 30, 2025 at 11:43 PM
If their owners can enjoy a holiday, why can’t they?!
Post them over please!
November 30, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Post them over please!
Nice to have a bit of company though innit?
November 30, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Nice to have a bit of company though innit?
Made perfect sense to me!
November 29, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Made perfect sense to me!
I do prefer Marmite and appreciate there is a difference but I enjoy both. Especially under the cheese on a cheese on toast dinner. Brings me back to my youth!
November 29, 2025 at 9:12 AM
I do prefer Marmite and appreciate there is a difference but I enjoy both. Especially under the cheese on a cheese on toast dinner. Brings me back to my youth!
On buttered toast? Yum.
November 29, 2025 at 8:58 AM
On buttered toast? Yum.
Red bellied black snake
Brown snake
Carpet python
Koala
Wombat
Bet no one can guess where I live.
Brown snake
Carpet python
Koala
Wombat
Bet no one can guess where I live.
November 29, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Red bellied black snake
Brown snake
Carpet python
Koala
Wombat
Bet no one can guess where I live.
Brown snake
Carpet python
Koala
Wombat
Bet no one can guess where I live.
Good man. Hope you’re ok.
November 29, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Good man. Hope you’re ok.
Thanks, appreciate it.
November 27, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Thanks, appreciate it.
And Jason Priestly. Same night. We were young once.
November 26, 2025 at 2:15 PM
And Jason Priestly. Same night. We were young once.
I once went clubbing with Chesney Hawkes. Not relevant information I appreciate.
November 26, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I once went clubbing with Chesney Hawkes. Not relevant information I appreciate.
When he’s finally outed as a serial killer, no one will be surprised.
November 26, 2025 at 1:43 PM
When he’s finally outed as a serial killer, no one will be surprised.
Should be in the curriculum!
November 26, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Should be in the curriculum!
There’s a nice gap in there that would fit the Melbourne Comedy Festival 🤞🤞
November 25, 2025 at 10:13 AM
There’s a nice gap in there that would fit the Melbourne Comedy Festival 🤞🤞
Excellent sentiment.
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Excellent sentiment.
Don’t feel bad. She tortures you with sleep deprivation which makes you weak.
November 24, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Don’t feel bad. She tortures you with sleep deprivation which makes you weak.
No. She’s escalating so you give her an apple to shut up. She’s good.
November 24, 2025 at 10:50 AM
No. She’s escalating so you give her an apple to shut up. She’s good.
She’s escalating until the apple seems reasonable. Genius.
November 24, 2025 at 9:50 AM
She’s escalating until the apple seems reasonable. Genius.
Literally models. What incredible poses!
November 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Literally models. What incredible poses!
Antisocial, grumpy swamp-dwellers. I’m in.
November 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Antisocial, grumpy swamp-dwellers. I’m in.
Anyone who wins a large amount on the lottery/other jackpot and states that they will keep working because they ‘love their job’ should have the money taken from them immediately and redistributed to the other entrants (possibly they should also be executed but public shunning might be enough)
November 22, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Anyone who wins a large amount on the lottery/other jackpot and states that they will keep working because they ‘love their job’ should have the money taken from them immediately and redistributed to the other entrants (possibly they should also be executed but public shunning might be enough)