Everything people say about the Dire Wolf going extinct 10,000 years ago is wrong. They actually went extinct more recently—when Pete Davidson had his tattoos removed.

I talk about Megan Thee Stallion the way I used to talk about Jesus.
She helped me see the light
Helped me find myself
I wish I could have heard her sooner.
Is literally god.

Me every time one of my favorite followers on Twitter follows me back here.

If I had a dollar for every time a male doctor/PA/CNP dismissed my symptoms, cut me off, misunderstood me, didn't let me explain, and rushed me out of a room without treatment, diagnostics, or a diagnosis I could retire at 32 (now.)

Your pet and what they were named after 🪓

jake paul has died

Last weekend I went to release squirrels from the wildlife rehabilitation center I volunteer at back into the wilderness of my backyard and they decided to escape during the ride. You ever been driving and have a squirrel jump on your face?

Me and the boy
My exotic cat off the streets

A review of my Twitter page 😍 I can't wait for reviews to be in for Bluesky

OK algorithm…

Who I am:
⭐️ Minnesotan
🏳️‍🌈 Gay
🦖 Millennial
🐶 Pet Parent
🩺 Emergency vet med
🔮Witch bish

I used to be hilarious on the bird app 🐦