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Nikki
@king-nick.bsky.social
Unhinged local cryptid
Everything people say about the Dire Wolf going extinct 10,000 years ago is wrong. They actually went extinct more recently—when Pete Davidson had his tattoos removed.
April 9, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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November 12, 2024 at 1:13 PM
I talk about Megan Thee Stallion the way I used to talk about Jesus.
She helped me see the light
Helped me find myself
I wish I could have heard her sooner.
Is literally god.
December 12, 2024 at 11:03 PM
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Me every time one of my favorite followers on Twitter follows me back here.
a hockey player with the number 3 on his jersey is talking to another player
ALT: a hockey player with the number 3 on his jersey is talking to another player
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November 27, 2024 at 6:15 PM
If I had a dollar for every time a male doctor/PA/CNP dismissed my symptoms, cut me off, misunderstood me, didn't let me explain, and rushed me out of a room without treatment, diagnostics, or a diagnosis I could retire at 32 (now.)
November 26, 2024 at 1:28 AM
Your pet and what they were named after 🪓
November 25, 2024 at 2:38 AM
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jake paul has died
November 16, 2024 at 2:10 AM
Last weekend I went to release squirrels from the wildlife rehabilitation center I volunteer at back into the wilderness of my backyard and they decided to escape during the ride. You ever been driving and have a squirrel jump on your face?
November 14, 2024 at 11:33 PM
Me and the boy
My exotic cat off the streets
November 14, 2024 at 11:29 PM
A review of my Twitter page 😍 I can't wait for reviews to be in for Bluesky
November 14, 2024 at 11:25 PM
OK algorithm…

Who I am:
⭐️ Minnesotan
🏳️‍🌈 Gay
🦖 Millennial
🐶 Pet Parent
🩺 Emergency vet med
🔮Witch bish
November 14, 2024 at 11:15 PM
I used to be hilarious on the bird app 🐦
November 14, 2024 at 10:34 PM