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@king-goldfish.bsky.social
Indie author, editor, trans man, queer fantasy fan. 19th Century Russian lit and 21st Century Chinese webnovels.

I will edit your book!

Read my book: https://tapas.io/series/Big-Dead-Energy/info

Banner by @alydaebooks on Instagram; pfp by Crypt Rogue
I want Kiké Hernandez to be my weird uncle.
October 30, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Some rabbits, but not all
August 22, 2025 at 3:40 AM
So the source of all these dragon myths is just someone’s drunk uncle? Yeah, my uncle slayed a dragon, too, buddy. Go get him a Lone Star and a pack of smokes and he’ll tell you all about it.
August 20, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I made this meme about how John was Jesus’s favorite disciple for my bff but they didn’t care, so I’m taking it back from them and giving it to y’all instead
August 4, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Poetry is gay. Knights are gay. War is gay.
July 23, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Wow, this Bog (leaving it, better title anyway) Dead Energy book sure does keep ending up on staff picks lists; I wonder if it’s any good!

tapas.io/series/Big-D...
June 17, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Beautiful night tonight
June 10, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Thucydideez nutz
June 9, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I have always wanted to post a Notes app screed. I would link the accounts I'm talking about so this would make more sense, but there's no point now, really, is there?
June 1, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I love Russian literature
May 15, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Xerxes screaming, "Serenity now!" as he whips the Hellespont
April 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Have we tried this yet? This can’t be a worse way to put forward a candidate than whatever the DNC has been doing
April 11, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Boom, roasted
April 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
The Herodotus-posting will continue until morale improves
April 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Well this is for sure the plot of my next novel
March 30, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Found trying to clean out my Notes app
March 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM
It’s a real knee-slapper, for sure
March 24, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I love how fucking stupid our lawmakers are
March 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
For anyone wondering, the scene in question (with spoilers blurred): tapas.io/episode/3104...
March 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Last entry in the Catalogue of Nipples. Sadly it comes a full seven books before the end, in Book Seventeen. I think I missed a few prior to Book Five. Next up, I will analyze who succumbed to wounds of the nipple and present conclusions
March 3, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Big Dead Energy is a staff pick on Tapas this week! Thank you, Tapas staff, for recognizing the urgency of stories about sucking and blowing loads of energy all over the place.

(Actually it’s mostly about greed and power and how revolutions are hard to do; most of the loads blown are metaphorical)
February 28, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Book Fifteen, Melanippos struck in the nipple. Sad but predictable. 😔
February 28, 2025 at 12:10 AM
In a nipple drought. We will have to make do with a buttock from Book Thirteen.
February 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Hurled by the nipple! Book Eleven is rich with them
February 21, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Rejoice! Book Eleven heralds the return of the nipple, accompanied by splattered brains.
February 21, 2025 at 5:50 AM