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Tori Stabile
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Heard a teacher say “6-7!” when a student said it. So i think that this trend is going to die soon 😅
October 21, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Get you a friend that will come help you put your ruggable back together at 10 AM because you crashed out when you did it by yourself 🫶🏻
July 21, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Jasmine Crockett with the real talk!
June 26, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Played DND for the first time. Pinned a chicken to the wall with my cross bow and got dangerously close to a party member’s familiar “Elmo” that has a deadly “tickle” feature.
April 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Always check the calendar for Mercury in retrograde. Could save a life
April 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
coming back from spring break is ROUGH. A kid yawned and i said “me too buddy, 2 more hours”
March 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Planning a trip is serious business
March 14, 2025 at 2:49 AM
SCREAMING CRYING
🚨 SZA releases extended version of ‘SOS Deluxe: LANA’ with additional songs:

• Joni (feat. Don Toliver)
• Take You Down
• Open Arms (just SZA)
• PSA
February 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
This halftime show was just 🤌🏻
February 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Sooooo when are we getting these cheaper eggs that yall insisted would happen? Or is it too soon for that? Because i’m in my stress baking era and i’m about to buy my own chicken at this rate.
February 8, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Deleted tiktok off of my phone since the ban but now it’s back and Apple has removed it from it’s store 😅 Guess I’ll start my sourdough era
January 26, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I can’t believe Epic the Musical is finally completed 😭
December 26, 2024 at 3:40 AM
half of us are down for the count: the flu. hopefully i get out of this unscathed 😷 #merrychristmas
December 25, 2024 at 4:07 AM
Airport is a magical place. One girl sobbing to her family „What’s wrong with my tone?!“. A TSA agent tossed body wash, shampoo and body spray because who forgets you can’t bring full sizes of those? And a stranger gave a family with 2 kids some free 3d printed fidgets so they had something to do.
December 23, 2024 at 11:56 AM
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Elon is still coming for me on the other site 😭 I reminded him that it’s worth 80% less than when he bought it.
December 19, 2024 at 2:39 AM
my family now has a new picture and nickname for me. post wisdom teeth surgery and “chipmunk” 🤪
December 8, 2024 at 12:23 AM
didn‘t think my biggest concern would be fighting my cat over my ice cream post wisdom teeth procedure 🦷 🍨
December 6, 2024 at 10:04 PM
when you do a home visit and as you’re leaving, the adorable 2nd grader is shouting “VAMANOS” at you. time for Thanksgiving break i guess. I’m sure there’s a metaphor in there somewhere
November 27, 2024 at 3:20 AM
going to new places always creates anxiety when i don’t have an emotional support person to be brave for 🥲
November 24, 2024 at 6:26 PM
It takes a lot for me to really lose my cool at work and whelp here we are. And it’s only November #isitJuneyet
November 18, 2024 at 10:24 PM
Sister book club tonight 🙌🏻
November 18, 2024 at 12:43 AM
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November 17, 2024 at 9:20 AM
2 places have opened up near me in the last week that include my favorite things: hot pot and kouign amann 🤤 and here I am trying to save my damn money
November 16, 2024 at 2:09 AM