Republicans are turning us into a rogue nation, North Korea with better cellphone coverage.

No, after you, I insist!

Agreed that we need to pay more attention to this transactional, soulless social climber one plaque-ridden heart beat away from the presidency.

I’m willing to bet this is the only Homer that Elon knows anything about…

Excuse me, this is not Home Depot stuff - I got all these cheesy gold trimmings directly from the Dollar Store!

I’ve been using a small Kirkland suitcase for years, usually stuffing it to the brim, yet the zippers and everything continue to look and work perfectly even as my wife and I have gone through multiple iterations of name brand, expensive suitcases.

@kaine.senate.gov - Can you actually look at this scene and not admit that the agreement you caved for is complete BS? Change your vote the next time this comes up and you can be the hero…

I wished we lived in a country where we might see a reporter raise his or her hand and say: “Excuse me, Mr. President, but WTF are you rambling nonsensically like a 10 year old on cocaine about this time?”

Ugh - I’ve never seen @kaine.senate.gov look so clueless. Democrats so desperately need new blood at every level.

If you consider the Seven Deadly Sins to be “values.”

In the Hollywood movie version, one plucky Uber driver has a rare chance to save American democracy…

Easy - they had the exact number required, so no need.

Yep - that’s why in this shutdown cave, as in the last one, there isn’t clear ideological consistency on either side.