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kindalittledl.bsky.social
@kindalittledl.bsky.social
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20 something year old abdl boy who writes little stories! (Tagged under #thinking_about) This is a NSFW/kink account so 18+ please!

Blue sky account of https://twitter.com/kindaLittleDL
Proof: https://twitter.com/kindaLittleDL/status/1760056476716933508
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kindalittledl.bsky.social
I accidentally turned on closed captions and paused it at the same time and I completely lost my shit. No idea if this is actually funny or if I'm just really tired.
November 12, 2025 at 5:11 AM
kindalittledl.bsky.social
Can someone explain the significance of the turkey and the fridge? I know this is some kind of deep rock galactic meme and I get the part about how people are meme-ing a specific dialog line, but what's the deal with the bird? And why does it make it so funny even though I've never played the game?
A plastic wrapped turkey in a glass dish being put into or taken out of a refrigerator. There is a caption which reads "I DON'T KNOW HOW NEEDS TO HEAR THIS BUT THE SCANNER JUST LIT UP LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE WE'VE GOT A SWARM INCOMING" in all caps. The whole image is tinted red like there are some kind of warning lights flashing and adding a sense of urgency to the turkey retrieval. This is some kind of meme related to the game Deep Rock Galactic.
November 8, 2025 at 2:40 AM
kindalittledl.bsky.social
One of the things in the product listing for the kids sizes (basically just smaller versions of the adult ones) is they are advertised as being "perfect for diarrhea" among other things. I swear the adult ones used to say the same.

The insides ARE a dark material so stains would be harder to see...
November 7, 2025 at 6:18 PM
kindalittledl.bsky.social
Happy birthday little one!🎉

Also the way the emoji selection looked made it seem like there was a "baby bottle with party popper" icon but it was actually just the one from the side overlapping with it, but still felt appropriate😇
Four emojis that are spaced so that the "woman feeding baby" overlaps with the party popper emoji, making it look like there's a baby bottle behind the party popper. The same thing is happening with the "man feeding baby" except the bottle is overlapping a ball dropping confetti.
November 4, 2025 at 6:59 PM
kindalittledl.bsky.social
"None pizza with left beef"
October 29, 2025 at 5:34 PM
kindalittledl.bsky.social
I love seeing these sorts of things and wondering what on earth happened in the conversation that isn't shown...
October 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
kindalittledl.bsky.social
Also I'm super tempted to get these splashabout jammers swim diapers. I wouldn't actually use it in a pool but I still think it would be a lot of fun in the bath or even just walking around the house. They have silicone rings in the legs to form a water tight gasket and it sounds really fun...😳😳😳👉👈
October 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
kindalittledl.bsky.social
Theories ARE fun!

based on the 7:30 mark I have some ideas🤭
Pari and Jamie
September 30, 2025 at 5:57 PM
kindalittledl.bsky.social
Absolutely perfect timing on when these things got liked gave me momentary mental whiplash as I read them from the bottom up lol
Screenshot of the notifications tab with 5 liked posts. The 1st, 3rd, and 5th are posts about making arctic sea ice melt slower, and the 2nd and 4th are about peeing and middle space vibes respectively.
June 23, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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I'm looking for a specific sized shoulder bolt and this came up in the search results. I thought it was a typo but I guess "sex bolts" are a real thing. No clue who needs "precision engineered sex bolts" but more power to them. It brings to mind some kind of bolt-action dildo...
A screenshot of a duckduckgo search result. The Website name is AMPG with the url of https://ampg.com with the page title preview reading "USA Manufacturer of Sex Bolts, Shoulder Screws, Fasteners - A..." and a preview reading "AMPG is a trusted USA manufacturer of high quality fasteners. We provide precision engineered sex bolts, shoulder screws, washers, shims, and other industrial fasteners. Browse our extensive selection today!"
June 20, 2025 at 1:30 PM
kindalittledl.bsky.social
We're so cooked you aren't allowed to flush your shirt and suitcase down the toilet, it's over...
May 31, 2025 at 10:49 PM
kindalittledl.bsky.social
I'm imagining them accidentally missing and hitting the metal hanging over the front of the anvil and it causes it to get flung up into the air like it was launched from a catapult and start spinning super fast and then it comes down and smacks them on the head and bounces off...
A grid of panels 2 wide and 3 tall. The left only has 2 vertical panels. The top left panel is labeled "Plan" and the box numbered "1" shows a crude drawing of an anvil falling onto a piece of heated metal sitting on a second anvil. The panel below is labeled "2" and shows both anvils sitting neatly on top of each other with the heated metal in between, making a "clang!" sound. The top right panel is labeled "Reality" and is numbered "3". It depicts the same thing as panel "1" but the anvil being dropped is offset to the side so it will hit one side of the metal but not the anvil. The panel below is labeled "4" and shows the falling anvil hitting the metal and causing it to be launched into the air and spin, making a "Dink!" and "SWOOSH!" sound effect. The panel below is labeled "5" and shows both anvils sitting on the ground side by side with a "THUMP!" sound, and the metal high in the air, spinning rapidly with motion blur, with an arrow indicating it is following an arc moving to the left.
May 12, 2025 at 1:08 PM
kindalittledl.bsky.social
I forgot the picture...

Also meant to say wearing a welding helmet.
A woman holding a giant wrench over her shoulder looking at the camera like a badass.
April 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM
kindalittledl.bsky.social
Guys help the Poise absorbancy scale is making me *really* squirmy >////<🥴😳🫣

I mean mostly the first 6 but the fact that there are more after that is actually kinda squirmy too...

I mean seriously, "Surges" "Streams" and "Gushes"??? hzxcjdlkf;ajdlkj
An image of the 8 levels of absorbancy offered by Poise products, detailed below. Text in parenthesis is smaller and below the first word. 1: Drips (Lightest) 2: Spurts (Very Light) 3: Bursts (Light) 4: Surges (Moderate) 5: Streams (Maximum) 6: Gushes (Ultimate) 7: All Day (Ultra) 8: All Night (Extra Coverage)
April 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
kindalittledl.bsky.social
Hang on, you might be onto something
The "No no, he's got a point" meme from "The Emperors New Groove" movie. The rest of the alt text describes the scene/meme for those not familiar with it. Depicts the stereotypical "angel on one shoulder, demon on the other, both trying to convince you to do the right/wrong thing" scenario however in this frame the angel is saying "No no, he's got a point" (referring to something the demon said)
February 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
kindalittledl.bsky.social
Oops, forgot the pictures
A screenshot of the "person hugging" emoji still showing up as blue and not purple. Screenshot of the emoji menu searching for 'hug' and the only result is :hugging_face:
February 23, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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"WHY CAN'T I STOP THINKING ABOUT THIS SKUNK?!" indeed~

I mean, when you stop and think about it, do you *really* have to ask? Just look at him!
February 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
kindalittledl.bsky.social
Life is a work in progress, and that's normal!
A puppy talking to a bunny (same as blank template this is responding too, but with dialog filled in) The puppy says: "Do you think people will find this dialog funny?" The bunny says: "Honestly? Probably not." The puppy says: "That's what I thought too..." The puppy says (in the same dialog bubble and in smaller font): "I haven't thought of anything funny yet... But I'll keep trying!"
February 15, 2025 at 5:20 PM
kindalittledl.bsky.social
I thought about this some more and realized I must have been out of my mind when I did it the first time. Either that or my preferences change based on mood and I just changed my mind lol.
January 2, 2025 at 11:38 PM
kindalittledl.bsky.social
Some of these have a spread or mix of both >/////<
January 2, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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I'm being a responsible big kid and using this window of hyper-focus time to delve into and learn the black magic that is (probably?) causing most of the problems I'm having with Autodesk Inventor.

(The alternative was to hyper-focus on diapers)
A screen shot of a duck duck go search with the search phrase "what the fuck are interpolation splines and what are the laws that govern them" in the search bar with a variety of relevant search results below, including several published by various universities and a wikipedia article on the subject.
December 12, 2024 at 7:48 PM
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"Messy diaper cleaning fatigue that set in before the first week was even over"

Still trying to wrap my head around 6 times in the first 4 days. It's not even me and it's STILL making blush like a tomato~
A screenshot of Pommy's potty chart that keeps track of when she goes, emphasizing and keeping track of the days when she pooped twice by overlaying the word "Double!!" in bold, italicized, bright red, underlined text over the calendar box for that day.
November 15, 2024 at 3:29 PM
kindalittledl.bsky.social
So does this mean a dry night but wet and stinky during the day?
November 2, 2024 at 1:40 AM