But... But Santa doesn't arrive at 6?

See here's the thing, people always act as if there's always only ONE character who isn't a Muppets, but Jim AND Long John Silver are actors, so are Scrooge AND his lover.

Fact of the matter is they'd probably both be actors

We don't even have to defragment them nowadays, I'm pretty sure you could drop modern hard drives on an hard floor and still expect them to work, back in my days you could sneeze at them wrong and completely wreck them!

I know! I hate it.
I already didn't like when SSDs got all slim and lighter than a game boy advance, hard drive should be chunky and brick like god damn it!!!

Yes ~?

It's like, don't worry girl, you can tell me that you're actually horny for Quiet for Metal Gear Solid V, your secret is safe with me

It's okay we can just set it up where we're just both holding your hands in a circle that way you get double the reassurance

I think you might have a career in this

I would hold your hand throughout the whole thing as emotional backup if needed, that's what friends are for.

I should just take a full time job as the Mystical Horny Bisexual, offering indulgences to women for their rights to get hot and bothered for scantily clad women with great boobs moaning seductively at the camera

For I absolve you all
Guilt is just a weight holding you back.

Although I understand
But Fighting Game Adaptation That Try Really Fucking Hard To Just Fit Every Characters Into A Generic Action Flick Formula are a lost art that I wish we'd brought back

OH YEAH I REMEMBER NOW
Yeah that's fair

Hold on I'm googling who that is

At the end of the day, all that ends up remaining in the game is player having to figure out why an NPC quest is inaccessible unless you do it in the first in game week, because he always die after that, only to be revealed that he's been coded by mistake as wanting to usurp a really strong bear

Sending her a strongly written email right now, she owes me a favor

Also, have some expressions I made while testing the materials!

Couldn't resist ...

Do... Do they assume that like, the general public doesn't watch or read anything that hasn't just come out?

I mean you should be glad, the game is horrid, they shamelessly plagerized Kirby Air Ride.
Even the character's name are similar, I hope Masahiro Sakurai sue this Masahiro Sakurai to oblivion!