If a man doesn’t want to take care of his kids, you call him a deadbeat. But if a woman doesn’t want to, she’s called pro-choice. Crazyy. No?
March 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
If a man doesn’t want to take care of his kids, you call him a deadbeat. But if a woman doesn’t want to, she’s called pro-choice. Crazyy. No?
Serial killers are just nature’s way of balancing out overpopulation. We call them ‘monsters,’ but they’re just doing what governments secretly wish they could do—eliminate the weak, careless, and unlucky.
February 4, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Serial killers are just nature’s way of balancing out overpopulation. We call them ‘monsters,’ but they’re just doing what governments secretly wish they could do—eliminate the weak, careless, and unlucky.
The obsession with mental health awareness has become a crutch for people to avoid personal responsibility and accountability. Instead of fostering resilience, we are creating a culture where everyone is encouraged to wallow in their problems rather than confronting and overcoming them.
January 16, 2025 at 6:48 PM
The obsession with mental health awareness has become a crutch for people to avoid personal responsibility and accountability. Instead of fostering resilience, we are creating a culture where everyone is encouraged to wallow in their problems rather than confronting and overcoming them.
I’m pawsitive things will get better.
January 12, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I’m pawsitive things will get better.
Happiness is like a Wi-Fi signal—if you’re constantly chasing it, you’ll miss what’s right in front of you.
January 5, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Happiness is like a Wi-Fi signal—if you’re constantly chasing it, you’ll miss what’s right in front of you.
Success doesn’t come to you on a silver platter—unless you’re a waiter. So roll up your sleeves, or at least pretend to.
January 5, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Success doesn’t come to you on a silver platter—unless you’re a waiter. So roll up your sleeves, or at least pretend to.
When life gives you lemons, don’t just make lemonade—zest them, juice them, and use every ounce of what you’ve got to make something truly a-peeling.
January 5, 2025 at 10:04 PM
When life gives you lemons, don’t just make lemonade—zest them, juice them, and use every ounce of what you’ve got to make something truly a-peeling.
Believe in yourself, because the WIFI isn’t always reliable
December 25, 2024 at 2:57 PM
Believe in yourself, because the WIFI isn’t always reliable
Dream big, but don’t forget to set your alarm clock.
December 25, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Dream big, but don’t forget to set your alarm clock.
You can be anything you wanna be, especially on Facebook
-Ben Palmer
-Ben Palmer
December 13, 2024 at 10:40 PM
You can be anything you wanna be, especially on Facebook
-Ben Palmer
-Ben Palmer
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Why did mine switch to light mode as I read this? I feel jinxed.
December 8, 2024 at 11:59 AM
Why did mine switch to light mode as I read this? I feel jinxed.
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I give it a horrible rating or thumbs down and I never see it again
I am begging streaming services to add a “I will never watch this. Never show it to me again” button.
December 6, 2024 at 5:50 AM
I give it a horrible rating or thumbs down and I never see it again
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Son facial hair still pisses me off decades later
December 3, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Son facial hair still pisses me off decades later
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Put the ice coffee down and eat a real breakfast! And yes I’m talking to you 🫵🏾
December 4, 2024 at 1:50 PM
Put the ice coffee down and eat a real breakfast! And yes I’m talking to you 🫵🏾
The best way to predict the future is to make it…or bribe someone with cookies.
December 4, 2024 at 10:18 AM
The best way to predict the future is to make it…or bribe someone with cookies.
Happiness is a choice. But so is pizza. Tough call, honestly. #FoodForThought
December 4, 2024 at 10:16 AM
Happiness is a choice. But so is pizza. Tough call, honestly. #FoodForThought
Replace your doubts with determination… or coffee. Lots of coffee
December 4, 2024 at 9:13 AM
Replace your doubts with determination… or coffee. Lots of coffee
Believe you can and you’re halfway there. The other half is snacks and sheer panic.
December 4, 2024 at 9:12 AM
Believe you can and you’re halfway there. The other half is snacks and sheer panic.
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Heard a Fox News reporter describe the proposed tariffs on Canadian imports as being paid 100% by companies there.
Kids: Study economics.
Kids: Study economics.
December 3, 2024 at 4:05 PM
Heard a Fox News reporter describe the proposed tariffs on Canadian imports as being paid 100% by companies there.
Kids: Study economics.
Kids: Study economics.
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When some of you guys make posts and no one sees them. There’s a #FEED that big accounts could use. It would be a great way to show support. It’s called Quiet Posts. I will from time to time try to find you and help you reach more followers to interact with you. 🦋
REPOST
REPOST
December 4, 2024 at 5:35 AM
When some of you guys make posts and no one sees them. There’s a #FEED that big accounts could use. It would be a great way to show support. It’s called Quiet Posts. I will from time to time try to find you and help you reach more followers to interact with you. 🦋
REPOST
REPOST
Start where you are. Unless you’re in bed—then maybe get up first. #MotivationButReal
December 4, 2024 at 9:09 AM
Start where you are. Unless you’re in bed—then maybe get up first. #MotivationButReal
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The people of South Korea didn't wait, they showed up. Immediately.
December 3, 2024 at 9:56 PM
The people of South Korea didn't wait, they showed up. Immediately.