The Trump administration has placed two top security chiefs at the U.S. Agency for International Development on leave after they resisted turning over classified material in restricted areas to Elon Musk’s staffers. America, please stand with us—we are fighting to defend this country!

Federal abortion ban has officially been introduced. Sponsored by Rep. Eric Burlison (R-MO).

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If you’re a man, don’t call me asking if I’ve missed you when you’ve don’t absolutely nothing that would warrant such feelings. I miss a sandwich that I had back in 2018 bc it made me feel better than you dude.

Most men in romance novels respect boundaries, wash their balls, make sure she comes first, care about their children, are emotionally intelligent, and loyal to their relationship.

And then men make fun of women reading "fluff novels."

Because apparently those are unreasonable things to yearn for?

Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero.
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I'll just be spuddling my way through the rest of this dreary Tuesday. 🫤

Pedro Pascal lookalike contest in my bedroom

I am epidemiologist in the state with the worst infant and maternal mortality rate in the United States.

You better believe they’re going to be finagling the data to cover their asses.

Can’t recommend listening to a smutty book while walking on the treadmill and finding a hottie lifting weights thats making strained faces and kind of staring at them enough. Best 25 minutes

Nancy Mace spent the entire day ranting about a trans woman member of Congress, who hasn't assaulted a soul, using the same bathroom as her.

Not a peep about the guy credibly accused of paying for sex with a minor.

Disgusting hypocrisy.

G’morning, America.

Do the men who bitch about International Women’s Day know that today is International Men’s Day or did they forget it like their kid’s birthday or their wedding anniversary?

This isn’t an “I hate men” account but like why tf do y’all act so poorly when it comes to sex and relationships?

I don’t ask for much but I expect you to voice if something isn’t working with me. I can take it. At the end of the day I don’t want to be w/ someone who doesn’t want to be with me

Ghosting someone after you’ve slept together MULTIPLE times is a shitty thing to do and says more about the respect you have for yourself than the respect you have for others.