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kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social
@kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social
Feral philosopher playing violin on the deck of the Titanic.

https://youtube.com/@kimmis_slayhouse?si=2mqdFAMWrwqiwMEE
November 19, 2025 at 9:19 AM
We're such #millennial #cat parents. When Meep is being an asshat, we crack the window in front of his cat tree. It's his "screen time."
November 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Why is everyone calling it a #bluewave and not a bluenami?
November 9, 2025 at 12:59 AM
*hits blunt* What if instead of lowering the flags to half staff when an egregious piece of shit in a high position of power dies, we double the height flags are flown with telescoping flag poles? #dickcheney
November 9, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Retro Rogue #Halloween
November 1, 2025 at 6:21 AM
September 19, 2025 at 1:34 PM
September 18, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I made a thing.
September 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
September 4, 2025 at 4:14 PM
No thoughts, only fluff.
August 28, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I think the least believable thing about #TheRighteousGemstones is having a megachurch pastor being deeply and sincerely love with his wife, and not having any cheating scandals that the flock ends up glossing over and ignoring.
August 12, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Hey, #kimdavis, sorry no one wants to clear the cobwebs from your dusty-ass rafters, but that doesn't mean you get to fuck over the rest of us, mmkay? Good talk.
August 11, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Challenge accepted
July 26, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Look at me being a hilarious, yet, terrible person, lol. @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social
July 26, 2025 at 6:51 AM
The least believable part of this is Morrissey actually showing up to a gig.

Also, Hogan and Morrissey both suck.
July 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
At least someone knows that being a Cheeto dust dick rider is a bad thing.
July 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Look at this magnificent beast. LOOK AT HIM!!!
July 22, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Reposted
For the Epsteinth time, an 'underage woman' is called a CHILD.

Thanks for coming to my Pred Talk.
July 22, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Goodnight, sweet prince
July 22, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I'm not sure, but I think there's a typo on this ad...

Intermittent fisting is going to be the name of my punk band.
July 21, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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July 21, 2025 at 4:31 PM
This aged well
Underrated tweet.
July 17, 2025 at 6:17 PM
July 8, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Not happy to live in a world where I had to make this.
July 7, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Muskrat trying to start his own political party like he's not the kind of guy that has to arrange his own surprise birthday parties. *sips tea*
July 7, 2025 at 10:55 PM