Kae: Are you spent? looks like you ran out.. :)

Luc: *Heaving* e...mpty..y...

Kae: I commissioned a concoction from Albedo that'll help your body make more fluids in under a minute. drink.

Luc:

Diluc lasts an additional 5 rounds. He self exiles in the winery for a week before he comes out again!

He's so disoriented. Kaeya's already asking Diluc to do it again for the 7th time but the redhead hasn't even recovered his vision yet.

Diluc's like this because he usually lasts 7 minutes and 5 rounds. But he tries REALLY hard to reach 15 minutes and 11 rounds for Kaeya. He's left overstimulated.

Kaeya: Am I really that good, Luc?

Diluc: *Dozing off* Mhm.

Kaeya: Your brain stops thinking when we do it?

Diluc: Mhm.

Kaeya: Can I take pictures of your face next time, then?

Diluc: Mhm.

Diluc:

Diluc: Wait.

Diluc: *cross-eyed and drooling*
...w—arm.......

Diluc isn't embarrassed to talk about it after they're done either. In fact, he takes pride in the embarrassing faces he makes when they do it. It makes Kaeya happy, and he's more than willing to show Kaeya how much he makes him happy.

Kaeya can barely hear sounds coming out of Diluc anymore because he's always far gone in these times. Then again, he thinks it's kind of hot seeing the usually composed Master Diluc so out of it and so pathetic.

Kaeya: *Interlocking his hands with Diluc's shaky ones* Don't forget to breathe, honey.

Kaeya: *sigh* alright, alright... You can stay.

Diluc: *Covered in bandages and unable to move from the multiple tubes supporting him* ...okay, good.

The next time Kaeya pulled the stunt AGAIN, he ghosted Diluc for a week for fun.

He didn't hear from the redhead until he was assigned a patrol to starsnatch cliff where a man was reported to have jumped from the cliff.

Kaeya visits the poorly battered redhead at the cathedral a week later.

//attempted self harm//

Kaeya attempted the same stunt two months later when Diluc took him out on a picnic date.

Kaeya: This isn't working, Diluc.

Diluc: *eyes beginning to water, twisting the butterknife on his hand and angling it towards himself* what.

Kaeya: Diluc, dear, it was a joke!

Diluc: *eyes puffy, nose filled with snot, voice hoarse* ...really.

Kaeya: I want to break up.

Diluc: *holding a cake with the words "Happy anniversary Love!* what.

Kaeya had to call off the prank after 2 hours of Diluc whining, sobbing, and blocking Kaeya from exiting the door.