Kimijohns
kimijohns.bsky.social
Kimijohns
@kimijohns.bsky.social
Funeral director/Embalmer, fiber arts enthusiast, and just fucking tired of it all
I gotta post this into the void where no one in my real life can see this lol
I'm interviewing at my old job for a licensed position (previously was a non-licensee) my current job has no idea I'm looking to move and I'm very nervous as my profession is so tiny and connected. Anyway wish me luck!
March 13, 2025 at 12:06 PM
I've been caking up all my skeins of big twist and it's been a labor of love. I had to buy a manual winder since my electric one keeps coming apart unless I wind so slowly that it defeats the purpose of having the winder.

Anyway here's what ive done.There's still a full box under there. #crochet
March 8, 2025 at 9:23 PM
If your family members are coming to the funeral home to APOLOGIZE AND CHECK ON THE DIRECTOR then you might be the actual worst.

This week has been so fun guys I love death care
February 18, 2025 at 11:54 PM
All of my Joann's are on the closing list that they released.

So I'll be going on a yarn BUT I do want to suggest these online retailers.
-hobbii
-premier yarns
-lindehobby

Those are places I've bought from and are "affordable" but there are TONS of indy and e-commerce only shops I also recommend
February 13, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I'm getting my taxes done and the girl at H&R block just told me my outfit is cute and she's super cute and fashionable and now my day is 1000% better
February 7, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Everyone keeps asking where are we getting yarn if Joann's closes? Here are places I've personally bought from or have used the brand and will buy from their site:
-Hobbii
-LindeHobby
-Premier yarns

All budget friendly when shopping local isn't an option or other craft stores aren't accessible.
February 4, 2025 at 12:46 AM
AJ Styles def got a blowout his hair looks fantastic and I am jealous.

#royalrumble
February 2, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Royal rumble is my favorite for one main reason and its because now everyone is going to point at the wrestlemania sign and I can do the thing where I also point at the sign but more menacingly and in my own home.
February 2, 2025 at 12:28 AM
There are so many cats on my time-line and truly...I need that today
February 1, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I walked in to work and had deodorant all over the side of my shirt and not a soul told me.

New kind of betrayal right unlocked.
January 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I have come down with a case of the afternoon zoomies and not the productive get shit done zoomies.

I need my workday to end at 3. I'm so sorry I can no longer focus my limit has been reached.
January 30, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Today I experienced the doctor office conundrum. Or schrodinger waiting room if you will.

I had to use the bathroom

There is no bathroom on the second floor

If I leave, they will call my name

If I don't, they will take forever to call my name

So I sat and suffered, hoping they did not forget me
January 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I just need some where to shit post into the void so here I am.

If you like mediocre deadpan observations on mundane life stuff, yarn, curious about death care, video games and other generalized things, then hi hello.
January 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM