Uh… thanks for the heads up, I guess?

Me, checking the news to make sure Ryan Walters is actually resigning:

Walters out, Mariners in the playoffs, it really is true what they say: nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen 🙏🏼

Boy have I got a book for this fella

This. The people I knew who were in DC on Jan 6 were the owners of the place I worked part time while I was in school. They were in DC and we were at work answering angry phone calls about why our boss was a piece of shit.

Hartenstein’s kid is KNOCKED OUT 😭😭😭

“We're not brainiacs on the nerd patrol. We're not members of the factinista. We go straight from the gut, right sir? That's where the truth lies, right down here in the gut.”

Lmao at the idea that I’d ever need to email Markwayne Mullin to thank him for something he’s done. Good try though buddy

Going into yet another Super Bowl rooting for the Chiefs to lose

Then why Olympics

Seahawks beat the Niners and the Chiefs lose??? Folks, it’s a beautiful day